Near Miss Porn Stomach

That intense sick feeling you get when you are pulling your meat and you hear the front door close and you scramble to disconnect from 'up my arse' dot com as quickly as you can whilst pulling up your trousers and wiping jizz off the keyboard

Fuck me...I was waxing the dolphin yesterday when my Grandad came home early from the day centre....I had near miss porn stomach for fucking hours afterwards

by Rifleman59 May 5, 2010

negar

A hot chick with a fine body. people cant resist the booty on a negar. negar also falls under the category for a fun friend. she calls herself a princes?? or most beautiful girl.. at the most part is true :P

I have a negar as a friend

by coreywadden December 19, 2004

Nazareth Academy Preparatory School

A Prep School in Northeast Philly filled with the ghettoest fabulous of girls to the richest of girls. Sporting a sexy one piece-jumper, hot knee socks, and ridiculously good looking sattle shoes as their signature outfit, these girls come from all over Philadelphia, from the city to the suburbs. Commonly referred to as, "NAZ," with the badass mascot of a fighting panda, we top those Villa girls... I mean what kind of mascot is a GEM? Run by orthodox nuns, who do not have any ankles, Nazareth truly earns it spot as being a "Northeast" school. E-A-G-L-E-S

Nazareth Academy High School....having more fun that you since 1928.
And having alot more fun than Villa or Basils.

by CDurk, JCars May 5, 2005

Pert' Near

Really fuckin' close.

I was pert' near the gas station when I pert' near hit an old lady walking across the street.

Her nipples were so long, I pert' near got my eye poked out.

Her: How close are you to cumming?

Me: Pert' near!

by Badturns July 13, 2010

near sex experience

When a virgin got his/her partner's pants off but you couldn't make it to the sex because of some unfortunate event like erectile disfunction or the girls menstrual cycle or some emergency at work or home.

Alan have you even had sex? Alan: No but i've had a near sex experience.

by AJ18 May 14, 2014

Nefario

A revenge seeking man who was once a very scrawny kitchen boy. He misses his dear love very much. His best friend is kind of an imbicile. Nefario enjoys cooking and coming up with master plans to steal the realm from the king. All he really wants is to find his love again. You are in for a real treat if you are friends with this guy...Nefario.

Nefario sent a message to the king.
"I miss my dear Nefario."
Nefario seeks revenge.

by The stories of Scheherazade August 21, 2017

nazarena

A girl who likes to see the world from many perspectives. It shows social although it is not at all. She has a very strong personality and can intimidate the people around her, so she does not have much success with relationships although her personality is very attractive.
He is a little affectionate person and she love animals

Nazarena

by Janlu February 9, 2018