Nans Omelette

When you trust a fart a bit too much after having some food of a dubious nature causing a shart if you will, this could be from some horrendous cooking by a family member such as your Nans Omelette

Christ I trusted that one a bit too much, its caused me to Nans Omelette my undercrackers, strife not again

by The Brownado January 7, 2019

nans balls

definition of being a pussy,

stop being like my nans balls and do it

by nansballs April 30, 2022

Chuck a nan

To do a random weird act in order to please a higher power and hence getting someone you want to fall in love with you. e.g. pull a huge tutu over your head and screaming as loud as you can in a public setting.

Last time I chucked a nan was on Megan, not sure if it’ll work on you though. - chuck a nan.

by sucktoeseveryday March 12, 2022

yeen nan

a term short for “you ain’t nothing” basically means you ain’t all that or ain’t on anything…

“yeen nan shawty, not even trippin”

by ingodyoutrust April 5, 2022

your nan

The British way to say "your mom"

In any response to a situation...

ally: ..so yeah. that shirt that trina wore today was SOooo ugly.

jade: your NAN was SOooo ugly!!!

Caree: OHHH snap!

by Caree October 15, 2006

ya nan

ya nan is ya nan

ya nan is cool

by hanthenan April 30, 2019

nan kid

derives from russel brands comedy sketches. a phrase used to describe a child or teenager with old ladylike qualities. Usually a 'nan kid' has been brought up by their nan.

Normal person: 'hey jane'
Nan kid: 'ooh isn't the weather lovely today, ive just completed my third crossword while sitting by the promenade, have you had a stroll yet today?'

by sarah hackson April 23, 2008