This is why we don’t make it to the NFL

A phrase used to describe instances of failure in a person(s). The term was originally coined when many football players were not being accepted into the NFL due to not meeting proper requirements.

Mike: “dude I can’t hang out today, I’m grounded for failing my math class”

Jeremy: “Dammit Mike, This is why we don’t make it to the NFL”

by Jeremistro July 15, 2019

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National Fuck/Fucking League.
An event where fuckers fuck one another to get scores and win the game.

Tom Brady won the NFL.

by gregben September 17, 2023

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Negro Felon League

Need I elaborate? Did you watch the NFL superb owl tonight? Totally not 4 hours of government and corporate propaganda and psychological operations!

by OhSevenInChat February 11, 2024

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Nice Fucking Life related to Anthrax's song efilnickufecin or NFL
- Insult towards some prick that thinks they are better than you because of their social/economic status. Or when someone wastes their seemingly good life. Due to its confusing nature, comes off as not an insult.

Shithead: Get out of my way, I'm VIP

You: NFL *flip em off for extra effect*

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Did you hear about John Bellucci killing himself? NFL, guy had EVERYTHING. *topic used to write the song efilnickufecin*

by Rumpy Dumpster January 4, 2021

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An abbreviation for Null Factor Law, a mathematical method where you can assume that one multiple of x is equal to zero when the equation is equal to zero.

Person 1: "How do I solve this equation?"

Person 2: "Use NFL."

by Charcoal_Warpaint04 November 14, 2022

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