ur nephew straight

The stupidest thing you can ever say, stupider than trying to drift a train.

Dave: Ur mom gay
Ben: Ur dad lesbian
Dave: Ur Granny Tranny
Ben: Ur Grandpap a trap
Dave Ur Uncle Queer
Ben: Ur Aunt Bisexual
Dave: Ur niece is obese
Ben: Ur Nephew Straight
Dave: Bro what the fuck
*Ben dies*

by baka baka May 22, 2018

eskimo nephew

When two guys fuck the same girl and she's has a kid with one of them

I have 10 Eskimo Nephews

by Nelsonsucksanus July 9, 2016

fail nephew

someone with limited talent who none the less advances in a line of work based on the success of their much more notable and interesting uncle

Ted's just a fail nephew, the only reason anyone takes him seriously is his uncle William Nordhaus is a famous climate economist

by HuertDog May 11, 2020

Nephew appreciation day

Every year in October 17 you give your nephew 30 dollars to celebrate your appreciation.

My nephew is so cool I’m going to give him 30 fallouts for nephew appreciation day

by Starve bar October 17, 2020

Nephew appreciation day

Every year in October 17 you give your nephew 30 dollars to celebrate your appreciation.

My nephew is so cool I’m going to give him 30 fallouts for nephew appreciation day

by Starve bar October 18, 2020

nephew-by-marriage

Spouse's nephew.

My nephew-by-marriage is a good person.

by NSBC968755 February 25, 2023

nephew-by-marriage-in-law

Spouse's nibling's husband.

My nephew-by-marriage-in-law is a good person.

by NSBC968755 February 25, 2023