hate nap

when you hate someone so much you need to sleep it off; when you're so angry in life you pass out from hate; being angry makes you crave unconsciousness

I was so pissed off that my boyfriend cheated on me with my best friend, that I took a hate nap.

by realblackpanda May 16, 2011

Creamy nap

The act of napping after fapping

When i get home i gonna take a creamy nap

by KwakuMcNoirSauce January 29, 2019

nap time

In kindergarten, a relaxation period you can't truly appreciate until years later, when you desperately wish there was said period of nap time in your schedule.

Kindergarteners: Awww. it's nap time again! I HATE nap time!

High schoolers: More fucking homework? Whatever happened to nap time?

by ~The Nameless One~ August 3, 2005

Fat Nap

After taking a short or long nap and waking up feeling refreshed and completely rested

“I just woke up from a fat nap!”

by kissmethruthephon March 6, 2018

Beer Nap

Its the nap you have after consuming a bit too much beer. Your friends think you've just passed out but you are convinced you just dozed off cause you are a bit tired.

Check out Dan, he has passed out from way too much beer. Nah man, he is just having a beer nap, I had one last time we went out bro.

by DOZMcOZ October 14, 2009

shitter nap

A nap taken in the company shitter during work hours.

"Dude, I was so fucking bored during that confrence call i had to go take an hour shitter nap"

by Bored Accountant January 12, 2008

Fat Nap

Any nap lasting longer than at least an hour and a half, usually taken when someone is especially tired. Usually causes confusion once awakening, but also a feeling of being well rested.

Boy, I'm so tired... I barely got any sleep last night. You bet imma take a Fat Nap when I get home.

by yikes.net January 15, 2019