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My Boyfriend Stole My Car

A girl sat at the gas station I work at for hours late night because...
A retard "Well I see why..."

Hym "And I'm quoting her (by the way) 'MY boyfriend stole my car so...' So no. THIS is not why you're not fucking me you stupid bitch. THIS is not the thing. It's always 'MY boyfriend to stole car' and 'I'm molesting a retard at work' and 'MY husband slapped the absolute piss out of me' but THIS is where you draw the line? This? No. That isn't what's happening here. You are delusional."
by Hym Iam December 31, 2024
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from my roots to my boots

In reply to: "you got that Chicago in you"
"From my roots to my boots"

"She's nasty. She need a clorox shower from her roots to her boots. Even then, I wouldn't fuck her."
by exdewbeegirl October 14, 2015
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Sorry My Friend Took My Phone

Something people say when they say something they regret, and use this as a means to play it off as to not take the blame for what they said, usually unsuccessfully
Person 1: “Hey I’ve really liked l you for a few years, do you like me?”

Person 2: “Sorry I’m just not interested

Person 1: “ Sorry My Friend Took My Phone and sent that, I didn’t mean that, it wasn’t me
by Kaney Wets January 7, 2022
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my be my be

Another type of way to say maybe but this is used when the other person is uncertain about what to say.
Alex: are you going to have that party again soon?
Lexi: my be my be , idk my parents are pretty mad at me from last time.
by Kelstuoy November 29, 2016
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my my my

singin happily with passaging
by jfactor dalton September 27, 2018
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