MY MOM!

A joke used by Muscle Man in the 2010 animated television show, Regular Show. They are almost always bad and have no punchline.

"I know someone who can help. (Benson: If you say your mom, you're fired!) MY MOM! (Benson: GET OUT!) It was worth it!"
Muscle Man, 'Don'

by donuts4days March 16, 2024

My mom

A person with a big fat heart ,is sweat and kind

My mom is not her jo voetsek

by Sugaboi October 1, 2020

Pee in my moms mouth

Yes

Yes pee in my moms mouth

by Crempent December 2, 2019

my moms salad

Your moms salad DUH!

Eat my moms salad!

by OofB0iNumba1 June 8, 2019

my mom owns minecraft

A comback to my dad owns roblox

Robloxian 1- my dad owns roblox
Robloxian 2 -my mom owns minecraft

by DenDroiD13 January 8, 2025

my mom says hi

When you tell your son to say hi to people he encounters.

Son: “Mom, please stop calling me. I am late for class”.

Mom: Sorry. Tell the professor mom says hi and that I’m sorry I made you late.

Mom after class: how did it go?

Son: the professor marked me late, but he says hi back.

Situation 2:

Son: “I gotta go, I’m next in line at the drive thru”

Mom: “okay, sorry to bug you. Tell the drive thru mom says hi”.

Son: I will.

Son to drive thru speaker: I’ll take a #2 with a Dr Pepper, and my mom says hi.

Drive thru host: okay drive thru to the first window and say hello to your mom.

Son callls mom back: drive thru host says hello.

Situation 3:

Son: mom I have to go I’m headed to a game

Mom: tell everyone I say hi.

Son after game: Hi mom, everyone says hi back.

Mom: oh good!

by TheStrugglesReal September 24, 2023

my mom

the worst person ever, i can't even live with her.

if i commit suicide it'll be because of my mom

by tsmika November 25, 2022