I love my mom

A kind word yes I mean it you found a kind word here!
A word to describe that you love your mom

Me: I love my mom
That one guy who has F- in every class: IMAGINE BEING A MOMMAS BOY LOL
Me again: stfu I can love my mother not like you love her

by Jeremy_is_cool September 20, 2022

My mom probably doesn’t have long to live

(Talking to the UD Jews)

She has smoked for most of her life. I don’t know if there is anything out there that can ward off cancer or even cure it or something. I’d still like my mom to be around and live a long life. But I think cigarette smoking is ruining her health...

She is trying to get off cigarette smoking but I am worried if it is too late...

My mom probably doesn’t have long to live

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker March 12, 2021

My mom

Dead

Stranger: Does your mom live?

Me: No

Stranger: Well my mom lives

by no no no no no no January 2, 2021

I'm gonna tell my mom

The most terrific comeback and scary thing ever it is really offensive to say NEVER SAY IT THE GOVERNMENT WILL COME FOR YOU

Oh yeah. I'm gonna tell my mom.

by The dictionary of holes June 14, 2022

My mom

A person with a big fat heart ,is sweat and kind

My mom is not her jo voetsek

by Sugaboi October 1, 2020

my mom got me pregnant

my mom is literally the worst mother ever, even when logic makes since

ever since that day, my mom got me pregnant

by ImNotVinesauceJoelImLuke April 15, 2021

My Mom

A joke, most commonly made by Muscle Man from Regular Show

Person 1:Man, that woman's really ugly!

Muscle Man: You know who else is really ugly? MY MOM!

by Peepeeman103928 January 21, 2023