Mutton Pumper

A term generally used to describe a person of New Zealand decent who engages in sexual relations with sheep.

Person1..Hey Bro i am from Nz
Person2..Gday mtton pumper

Person1..Hey Bro, NZ is sweet bro.....
Person2..Fuck up mutton pumper!!

by Nin Ja October 14, 2011

Montana Mutton Buster

This involves a ball gag, sheep skin coat, (or sheep costume) and very rough anal sex

After finding out about Marissa cheating on me I gave her the Montana mutton buster last night

by Mr brownstone September 19, 2021

Mutton

A second baby mama. Usually unsophisticated, unoriginal but any low-end progeny of angry, entitled, uninformed, not ignorant but stupid, white folk. Never employed, usually drunk, and totally pathetic. Completely disappointing, just a sad, worthless, waste of space.

The mutton called, she needs more asthma medication for your daughter and is out of cigarettes again.

by Mary mess maker January 24, 2021

mutton button

clitoris - a real stand out meaty one .. easy to find.

She was great ... had a real mutton button ...

by EvetteGilette June 7, 2022

mutton fed

Stupid and retarded individuals living mainly around Cunnamulla, Qld. distinguishable features are a jacky howe singlet and sheep shearers, mutton fed people generaly only live on sheep stations.

1st person: hey is that guy mutton fed?

2nd person: is he from cunnamulla?

1st person: yes.

2nd person: then he's mutton fed.

by hick hater December 7, 2007

Mutton Busting

Often occurs during coitus when one's partner makes a retarded animal sound causing one to flip them on their back like a farmer and pound it out like a rodeo star; The mess it leaves behind requires a calf style cleaning where one's partner licks everything clean.

Brooo, she honked like a downsyndrome goose so I flipped her over, held her wings, and started mutton busting.

EX. 2: She wanted me to take her mutton busting so I told her to be a baaaaad gurl and I'll call the farmer.

by Lalafells Pantyless Adventure July 1, 2025

mutton conductor

Someone who fucks sheep.

The mutton conductor put on his best boots to go see the sheep in the barn.

by Bamftoy May 8, 2020