Mussel fest

Mussel fest :the opposite of sausage fest,were a party is composed only of female

I went to that club not knowing it was a lesbos club! What a mussel fest!

by Sasenlanus July 16, 2014

Myssie

A Nick name for Melissa.
Alternate spelling for missy.
Created by Melissa Mclean in 1991.

Myssie is going to work today.

by Myssie the Original December 16, 2016

Mussin

Mussin refers to the sum of all females, particularly their genetalia present at once; however, if you wish to reference one of the many you may use choch. Of note, choch should only be used to refer to the finest of mussin.

Chris: That Christmas party was crawling with mussin.
Dave: Yeah, but that choch, I'd love to put some tinsel on her Christmas Tree.

by Mussin Badger October 2, 2017

Mushie

Often referred as "the Black alien baby with a hint of old Indian man showering". Mushie got its name from decades ago when a young man that went by the name of Nathan Bashura was sick and tired of being called Mayo so he legally changed his name to Mushie and got a new appearance, this appearance made others call him "the black alien baby with a hint of Indian man showering.. It was everything Mushie could ask for! To this day Mushie is know by these three emojis 👶🏿👽🧖🏾 ♂️

GUY1: Do you know 👶🏿👽🧖🏾 ♂️?
GUY2: HELL YEAH!! That's Mushie the black alien baby with a hint of old Indian man showering!!!
GUY1: THATS DAMN RIGHT

by gorese October 6, 2020

The Musselman Choke

When you are at a restaurant and everyone is waiting to order you claim you are going to order something, when the waiter actually takes your order you choke under the pressure and order the same thing as the guy before you.

An example of somebody pulling The Musselman Choke is:

Person 1:i think i will get the waffles

Person 2: I'm gonna get pancakes

Waiter: what could i get you guys?

Person 1: can i get the pancakes

Waiter: and for you?

Person 2: uhhh can i get the pancakes, too

Person 1: Dude, you just pulled The Musselman Choke

by Hunger Striker July 8, 2011

Bush Mussel

A word used to refer to a woman’s vagina.

I have not had sex in a while. I would like to get myself another bush mussel.

by abzynth August 5, 2018

Jake Musser

Thinks they are a gift from god and usually are
constantley gets it for hacking.

Just one of those little things you don't want around.

Likes to draw penises

Guy 1: look at that Jake musser

Guy 2: Yeh, let's leave

by DonPhornyman October 17, 2018