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Montreal Fan

Someone who talks about drama that had happened and solved
“Bro, why did you call her a slut last week man” Bro it’s done it happened stop being such a Montreal Fan
by StreakJK November 27, 2020
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Montreal Steak Seasoning

A seasoning containing a variety of herbs and spices. Can be used on many different meats from beef to poultry. Usually used by people that are not good at cooking and commonly used on chicken and rice.
Man Zachary is using montreal steak seasoning again? He must on be a basic bitch.
by Chicken and rice boy January 2, 2022
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Montreal Cacachiens

referring to the NHL team the Montreal Canadiens when they have a very bad season and keep losing (like currently)

*Cacachien (Caca de chien): Dog poo
habs losing (more then 10 games straight)

another defeat ? Man we should call them the Montreal Cacachiens, they suck
by MagnaBad December 14, 2021
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Montreal's revenge

Noun - diarrhea specifically caused by eating the Quebecois dish poutine; a play on Montezuma's revenge
I knew I shouldn't have had poutine for lunch - headed to the can again for another round of Montreal's revenge.
by Visually Violated March 30, 2022
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Montreal waterslide

Ejaculating in a woman with her ass and the air and sliding the cum down between her cheeks with your dick.
I gave her a Montreal waterslide while she was leaning over the chair.
by Wikud May 31, 2021
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Montreal Brown Bean Syrup

A Montreal Brown Bean Syrup is the action of shitting on a cock and smearing it and then getting your cock done the same. You then proceed to connect both tips at a 45 degrees angle so that each others dick are pointing straight at each others faces. After that you jerk the other person and time it exactly as to bust at the same time. The goal is to look like two brown beans (the cocks) are shooting syrup (cum) at themselves.
YOU: Hey mom! Arthur and I did a Montreal Brown Bean Syrup on your bed yesterday and i'd change the bedsheet if i were you since we got a little bit messy!
by Ricky On January 9, 2026
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