Noun - diarrhea specifically caused by eating the Quebecois dish poutine; a play on Montezuma's revenge
I knew I shouldn't have had poutine for lunch - headed to the can again for another round of Montreal's revenge.
by Visually Violated March 30, 2022
When someone simultaneously cums a distance of atleast 2 feet while taking a shit. Also called a joop but requires the cum to hit a 24 inch distance minimum otherwise it would be a joop.
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While in Montreal's little Italy I had a large meal of pasta. Went to the bathroom during my date. While taking my massive weekly dump I had a damn Montreal missile leaving an unmanageable mess.
by The lowes blow May 12, 2024
Montreal is a very timid person at times but other than that he’s a person you can always talk to and count on, he has a side of goofy ness and sweetness that you won’t miss, and has a edgy temper when people try to test him, a rare tall handsome boy that will always put a smile on your face.
by Juju on Da Beat November 22, 2021
“Bro, why did you call her a slut last week man” Bro it’s done it happened stop being such a Montreal Fan
by StreakJK November 27, 2020
An event that took place in Montreal, Canada on January 11, 2015 in which people gathered at Mont Royal metro station and from there took the metro, as the name implies, pantless.
If you plan on attending Montreal's pantless metrothon, or a similar event, don't be surprised if people tell you are wearing sandals in a warehouse.
by Sexydimma April 12, 2015
by Sa101 February 09, 2025