Montreal Missile

When someone simultaneously cums a distance of atleast 2 feet while taking a shit. Also called a joop but requires the cum to hit a 24 inch distance minimum otherwise it would be a joop.

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While in Montreal's little Italy I had a large meal of pasta. Went to the bathroom during my date. While taking my massive weekly dump I had a damn Montreal missile leaving an unmanageable mess.

by The lowes blow May 11, 2024

Montreal Steak Seasoning

A seasoning containing a variety of herbs and spices. Can be used on many different meats from beef to poultry. Usually used by people that are not good at cooking and commonly used on chicken and rice.

Man Zachary is using montreal steak seasoning again? He must on be a basic bitch.

by Chicken and rice boy January 2, 2022

of Montreal

Most underrated band ever, like the previous quotations. The frontman kevin barnes produced the music on his own after 2005. Based in Athens, Georgia. Usually found in queer playlists on Spotify.

Their best work is Hissing Fauna, Are You The Destroyer? and Satanic Panic in The Attic.

of Montreal sucks, that guy he looks so gay dude

by peusoodonem March 10, 2024

Montreal screwjob 2.0

Joining a fantasy baseball dingers only keeper league but not getting a keeper like everyone else.

Did you hear how Jack totally Montreal screwjob 2.0 Gino? I heard Gino can’t get hard anymore because of the disrespect

by Chudda April 19, 2025

Montreal Cacachiens

referring to the NHL team the Montreal Canadiens when they have a very bad season and keep losing (like currently)

*Cacachien (Caca de chien): Dog poo

habs losing (more then 10 games straight)

another defeat ? Man we should call them the Montreal Cacachiens, they suck

by MagnaBad December 14, 2021

Montreal Fan

Someone who talks about drama that had happened and solved

“Bro, why did you call her a slut last week man” Bro it’s done it happened stop being such a Montreal Fan

by StreakJK November 27, 2020

Montreal's pantless metrothon

An event that took place in Montreal, Canada on January 11, 2015 in which people gathered at Mont Royal metro station and from there took the metro, as the name implies, pantless.

If you plan on attending Montreal's pantless metrothon, or a similar event, don't be surprised if people tell you are wearing sandals in a warehouse.

by Sexydimma April 12, 2015