When a married man wanks quickly and forcefully to avoid being caught by the wife. But afterwards it feels like he tried to rip his cock off.
I did a quick Married Mans Mongrel Maul this morning, but I regret it cos the ol' twig is pretty tender now.
by Slammer 6929 July 7, 2011
it is a total bitch who sucks dick
by kennedy f February 9, 2014
A cartoon from a specific country that is inspired by a specific type of cartoon from another country based on it's art style or other elements.
by SLM099 June 18, 2024
being so feral and disgusting at the same time doing things that a mongrel often does in a horrible but funny way, often while on the piss/ getting para/ getting fucked up
'what are you up to you filthy human?’
'im just mongrelating...’
‘fuck your one seedy prick, im keen to mongrelate later on at that party’.
'im just mongrelating...’
‘fuck your one seedy prick, im keen to mongrelate later on at that party’.
by keith-gary December 20, 2010
“Do you see that girl over there? She’s a real cock mongrel!”
“You must be talking about Maicy Rasmus.”
“You must be talking about Maicy Rasmus.”
by Resident rump May 17, 2023
by Debbie Dunlap April 26, 2023