MoM

Acronym for "Mail order Marijuana"

Dude 1: Bro, I just bought MoM from this totally legit place I found out about on Reddit!

Dude 2: Gnarly, bro! Just remember, sharing is caring.

by hashtag liangiappe June 28, 2018

mom

A person that looks over everything you do or bosses you around

Did I ask you to comment on ___'s photo?
Oops sorry mom

by Jenn the Awesmazing unicorn July 14, 2016

MOM

1. Anyone that takes care of you, listens to you ramble, loves you even when you are a dope, and never bad mouths you to strangers no matter what.

2. The highest term of endearment.

Thanks Mom

by L'eggs January 12, 2011

Mom

BFFl

My mom is the bestest freind till I die or maybe even when I'm dead

by Swagger wolf June 24, 2016

mom

The person who cares for you no matter what you do. the one that loves you unconditionally sense the first day they saw and met you. Your mom is someone who puts you before themselves no matter what and will always listen cause your mom can make anything better. She makes you home baked cookies when its cold in the winter and sweet tea in the summer. She occasionally embarrasses you cause thats what shes supposed to do, but sometimes you get a really cool mom! Your mom is the best lady in the world.

Do you know Julias mom?

Yeah, shes so cool i wish she was my mom!

by Hopee. July 12, 2010

Mom

Some asshole bitch that lives in your house who is just a waste of space.

Hey man my mom is such a fat ass bitch

by Knowledge god. February 21, 2009

mommed

when someone who is not a mom flips out at you and tells you what to do as if they were.

"yo i left mad dishes out and my room mate totally mommed me".

by jollycrabbut October 21, 2009