Irish Mohawk

The Irish Mohawk is a "Backwards Mohawk" where somebody shaves straight down the middle of somebody head (nearly 100% involuntarily) due to large amounts of alcohol consumption...the Irish Mohawk is named such because like the Irish it is Backwards

Guy 1: dude that guy just passed out!!

Dude: i know huh, know what im thinking ;)

Guy 1: no...But who the fuck cares lets give him an Irish Mohawk

Dude: Sweeet

by That Dude guy March 7, 2011

Pink Mohawk

Teenage homosexuals who try to fit in with girls because they usually have a tiny pee-wee cannon. Also can be described as pussy middleschoolers who have been raped that don't have the testes to admit it.

Teddy hated his life so much, that he made girls give him a Pink Mohawk to make him look cool over the internet. Teddy doesn't have any male friends anymore...

by /\/\oses January 17, 2009

Gonzo mud mohawk

When a man takes a dump on a girls head in the shape of gonzo's nose.

Dude, i totally thaught that chick i hooked up with was ugly so i gonzo mud mohawked her then bolted out of there.

by GonzoMM August 12, 2006

Mohawk valley community college

Mohawk is a great campus and looks amazing except the dorms. The worst dorms u will ever live in it looks like a prison AC doesn’t work for shit it gets to hot to the point when it feels like u dipped ur ball sack into ranch dressing. This college is know as a drug campus there’s ether crack heads or people that rub there sandy pussy and complain all the time. If ur planning to go and take classes there go for it but if u want to live there I wouldn’t u will definitely shove a cabbage up ur ass and regret it.

“What college do u go to” oh I go to Mohawk valley community college” “what are u a crack head”

by Stormcrum September 30, 2020

brown mohawk

When your girl is pegging you and pulls out then leapfrogs over you and drags the dirty strap on over the cranium

Guy 1 wow wild night
Guy 2 tell me about it
Guy 1 ole lady plowed my hole, pulled out and dragged a massive dido down the middle of my grape, left a shit path bro. Looked like a brown mohawk

by Turd munch November 14, 2020

Australian Mohawk

The act of licking a woman from butthole to clitoris while she has a taint hair.

He took a trip through my Australian Mohawk.

by Tarrett June 28, 2022

Mohawk Valley Community College

a community college located in one of the top three worst locations in New York state; Utica. You’ve heard the stories, Bianca Devins, the Machete Man, etc etc. it’s horrible. The staff and professors are very helpful and understanding compared to most colleges and classes are okay. The DORMS however… are the absolute WORST. It is prison like with no ac, fluorescent lights, the worst color scheme imaginable, no elevators, and the list goes on. And the students residing in the dorms are a different breed. They’re loud, rude, and inconsiderate of everyone else’s feelings. It’s just bad. Just commute to the college.

“I go to Mohawk Valley Community College.”
“MVCC? What are you, stupid?”

by Mlexelee January 16, 2023