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matza fever

When someone is romantically interested in another primarily due to their Jewish persuasion.
She's only with him because she has matza fever.
by thaHNIC February 23, 2009
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Mitra

This one right here loves to hype you up. And has a soft heart for everyone, also loves making memes and sending them to you.
Mitra *makes a meme with your face and posts it*
by Not mayla February 10, 2021
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Mitava

In northern india means friend
Also a name in some parts of india
hi Mitava? I told you i will write an entry!

like in the sharuk khan song "MITAVA!!!!"
by 2205 November 12, 2010
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Mita Mita

A very talented woman who is not afraid to go up on stage and sing her heart out
by Ershtobs August 19, 2020
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matza

1. matza (n.) Flat bread that is eaten by faithful Jews (often spelled as matzah or matzoh).

2. Matza (n.) A Jewish whore, often the daughter of a rabbi.
For meaning #1:
The rebbe was very pleased when his shipment of kosher matza arrived from Tel Aviv.

For meaning #2:
a)
Rabbi Goldstein: I banged Matza at the Chabad yesterday, it was very delightful.

Reb Moshe: Oh really? I heard she was offering a shabbat discount!

b)
Biology Professor: Among other things, semen contains a great deal of sugars, specifically fructose, which serves as the main source of energy for sperm
cells...

Matza: *raises hand* Professor, but if sperm contains sugar fructose, why isn't it sweet?!

*class breaks out in hysterical laughter*

Biology Professor: *irritated* That, young lady, is because the receptors for sweetness are on the tip of the tongue, and not on the back of the throat!
by Shlomo Scheckelgruber September 21, 2008
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Mitraj

Mitraj is the king of west he owes beautiful face and big penis
Worship mitraj he is biggest god
by Bella words April 8, 2020
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Mitar

Jako pošten čoek
Very good man
Hey who is that
That is Mitar. He is very good man .
by Purple Guy69420 June 15, 2021
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