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Middesht

Mid but midder.
This sentence shit is middesht
by premparwani May 6, 2023
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Midgies

Look, there's a group of midgies over there
by Flyfisher21 July 19, 2023
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Middlesex Mega Stuf

When, in a one male and two WHITE female threesome, the two WHITE females engage in the 69 sex position and eat each other out. The male then defecates on the back of one of the females, tells them to roll over, and lays another log on the back of the other female, therefore covering their backs in a deep chocolate shade. The man then begins to insert his penis between the tight gap of the two women and engages in sexual thrusting until he ejaculates and fills them with his cream. The women now form a complete Oreo, and the triumverate must then lick each other clean to finish the ceremony.
"Did you hear Alice, Riley, and Tyler had a threesome?"
"Yeah, I heard Tyler pulled a major Middlesex Mega Stuf and the girls loved it."
by Tucker Rittenhouse March 24, 2026
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Happy middles

Happy middles are nothing compared to happy endings, Happy endings don’t exist and they never will but happy middles do. you can experience happy middles yourself throughout life, when everything seems comfortable and peaceful like the feeling when receiving a good news, getting into your dream job or eventually tying the knot with your significant other as you find yourself unwittingly say out of the amount of peace and relaxation “what if we can pause the time and be happy for the rest of our lives” that’s what we call it happy middle.
A. Do happy endings exist ?
B. I think not but Happy middles do, you can experience them in the middle of your life at any fraction of a second, you can feel like finally the world is on your side for one time, the world wants you to be happy but you out of your greediness you want the feeling for good and decide to call it a happy middle.
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“I always had this idea that you should never give up a happy middle in the hopes of a happy ending, because there is no such thing as a happy ending. Do you know what I mean? There is so much to lose”
Quote by:John green.
Let it snow, the cheertastic Christmas miracle
by —Ms.Shakespeare😌 November 4, 2020
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Speaking Middish

Used to describe someone that is being mid.
Mid person: *loses game by a landslide*
Other players: speaking middish???
by ProfessionalBozo December 27, 2022
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Hit a Middie

1. Land an airshot (Gaming)

2. Physically assault a Mid Division player (Real Life)
Anyone wanna hit a middie at lan?
by DuMmTm March 13, 2020
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