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metrosexual

a lesbian male. not a "butch", mind you, a lesbian, male.
loves the gay lifestyle, and usually has mostly gay or female friends. likes to pamper himself. loooves his hair. greatly appreciates good fashion, in all aspects, and is usually very open-mided and outgoing, however he is as straight as an arrow. the thought of himself "being" with another male disguists him; not that he has a problem with two men "fornicating", as long as he doesn't have to be involved in a visually or physically graphic manner. also, he is a princess, and everybody should know it.
"are you gay or a transexual?"
"neither. i'm a metrosexual. and a princess." lol
by satoru kato May 11, 2006
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metrosexual

A cotquean.

An unmasculine male human.

A ponce.
Lloyd is a metrosexual. He shaves his arse cheeks.
by Cap'n Bullmoose October 8, 2007
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metrosexual

a guy who loves shopping, traveling, art, ect... usually not obsessed with beer and football like most men, but more interested in art and society and...SHOPPING !

usually he is very opinionated and owns at least 5 pairs of prada shoes.
he is NOT gay
he is NOT homo
he just loves shopping
allie: dude, why does your dad shop so much? is he gay?
penelope: uhm, no. he's just metrosexual. that's what they do
by dontquestionmetyvm April 11, 2010
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metrosexual

1. a "straight" man who moisturizes his face with fresh semen (not his own)

2. a "straight" man who uses the sauna at the gym because "it's good for the skin"

3. a "straight" man who has an usually close relationship with his personal trainer Klaus
erica and james-michael got into a fight because he used all her lip gloss. if he weren't a metrosexual, i'd swear he was gay.
by lyle123 March 28, 2007
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metrosexual

A way of marketing the same products with different packaging to a broader consumer base.
Cheap and effective.
Look at all the junk that metrosexual has bought. Why didn't he just use his mum's.
by cynicalanimal January 26, 2009
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Metrosexual

A gay man that has not realized his gay sexuality yet.
Guy #1: Wow that's a faggot right there. He's got his Banana Republic safari gear on and I think he's hittin on that guy.

Guy #2: No, no, no. People want us to call gay guys like that, "METROSEXUAL"
by Go Fegro January 19, 2009
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Metrosexual

Gay, with a hint of straight.
My mom told me that she loves the way my boyfriend dresses ans think that he is gay. I told her no but he might me metrosexual
by Vinny Jay August 24, 2014
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