Value Menu Feast

the act of going to an eating establishment of the "fast food" variety and ordering a cornucopia of items off the value menu. saves money and very filling

Guy 1:What are you gonna order? I'm getting a big mac
Guy 2:Man I'm really hungry so I'm getting 2 mcdoubles, 2 mcchickens, 2 value fries, value drink, hot fudge sundae, and 2 apple pies. It gonna be a Value Menu Feast!
Guy 1:Epic

by DeathlikeJaguar January 23, 2010

going off-menu

choosing an option that wasn't presented, whether that be on an actual menu or in other phases of life

I'm tired of this same old food. I'm going off-menu with this one. I want a Big Mac, but with only BBQ sauce, Onions, Lettuce and cheese.

Known versions of going off-menu include, but are not limited to: the McChurger & the McOctogon

by Insidivs February 2, 2010

Chicken on the menu

Lesbian. Euphemism to denote a lesbian while in tasteful company so as not to cause offence.
Derived in conjunction with (and opposition to) pork sword
i.e. She may choose pork once in a while, but would always prefer chicken on the menu.

Dave, "she's hot!"
Rob, "forget it, chicken on the menu."

by Politically restricted June 9, 2011

put on the menu

gang slang to put a hit on someone

That snitch has officially been put on the menu.

by BigRich June 4, 2013

Sex maid Menu

A fetish as too where someone enjoys being or receiving a payed sexual service commonly done through a menu, the submissive who usually gives the menu will sometimes be dressed in maid uniform or other sexy/formal clothing. The submissive may also act in a manor as if providing a service, even if the persons involved are familiar with one another.

Damn I found this hot nerdy girl on tinder, gave me a Sex maid Menu. I had a main yesterday, and just going for a side soon.

by GirlyDickSucker42069 September 16, 2020

kid's menu eater

a closed-minded individual who is difficult with eating things out of their comfort zone. Typically seen in ethnic type restaurants ordering hamburgers and hot-dogs, maybe even spaghetti.

I have such a hard time finding a place that Kelli would want to eat at. She's such a god damned kid's menu eater. All she likes is plain hamburgers and cheese pizza.

by theness05 February 16, 2010

RAID THE DOLLAR MENU

To order an entire meal off of the one dollar menu, at various fast food restaurants.

"Let's go raid the dollar menu at Wendy's"

by Lilnug111 August 10, 2006