Mayson Cooney

Mayson Cooney is a girl that lives in the trees with stoner goblins in the forests of New Zealand. Mayson Cooney is proof that god exists. Mayson Cooney is beyond cool. She sits in the trees and smokes out the goblins. She got a Masters degree from Auckland University as a Marijuana Farmer. She asked for cheez its but The Goblins gave her a magical potion and instead starts to hallucinate. She can sometimes be found next to the Giant Rock dropping acid with the fairies. Her morning begins by taking a bong rip from Chads rasta bong and then when she gets the munchies she calls jesus on the phone to get a pizza delivered. Jesus shows up with a holy pizza and smokes her out with some purple kush from yucca valley.

Yo Mayson Cooney where the weed at? Lets get high

by chad likes muscle cars June 24, 2014

mayonnaise pen

Penis.

She likes my mayonnaisse

She wants my mayonnaise pen in or around her mouth.

by Mayo pen March 30, 2015

mayonnaise queen

Any gay male who specifically prefers to date/hook up with caucasian men.

synonym: "Potato Queen", which is defined as an Asian male homosexual who prefers caucasian male homosexuals.

Hey what about that Asian guy over there?
Nah, I only like white boys.
You're such a mayonnaise queen.

by The Cherminator July 11, 2015

mayonnaise toes

When one ejaculates onto a woman's toes.

She looked at me and said "give me mayonnaise toes please"

by Mr.Pickles May 29, 2016

Mayonnaisey and Sausage

An entirely theoretical flavor you have only imagined and never tasted in real life.

Ronald: What are you up to tonite?

Gerald: Just gonna try and get this mayonnaisey and sausage out in my homemade pizza.
Ronald: Good luck, bro. I’ve never been able to get my mayonnaisey and sausage out.

by tihmn December 25, 2020

Mayonnaisecake

Really hot and funny instagram account who is also really funny and hot and famous and funny on instagram.

Jonny: do you know what is funny
Jonathan, jon, jo, jojo ,joe and johnny: what is funny?
Jonny: Mayonnaisecake
Jonathan, jon, jo, jojo ,joe and johnny: true i do think mayonnaisecake is quite the comedic instagram account.

by Internet Safety Robot February 25, 2021

Mangontodaycalaloopy

When your looking outside your window and you just see beautiful sunny skies AND your just like ahh it's a beautiful day outside

It just such a Mangontodaycalaloopy day, I just love Mangontodaycalaloopy days their the best

by Mangontodaycalaloopy January 14, 2021