Matteo

Italian slang word for glory hole, or performing a blowjob in a toilet

Oh wow, I like him, do you think he would fancy a Matteo later?

Of course, he loves a blow job through a hole in the toilet

by Allovesit September 25, 2025

matteo

the most gorgeous boy in the entire world. christian, loyal, and smart. if you ever cross paths with a matteo, don’t ever lose that man. he will be the best husband and father to your kids. he will defend you and never let u go no matter what.

matteo is the most fine shyt everrr

by lily123456789456889 January 10, 2026

matteo aim

if someone has bad aim in a video game, named after the german streamer Matteo Ritschipandi

oh that was so bad, today I really have matteo aim

by LittleZombie February 2, 2025

Matteo

A poes

Matteo is a poes

by L###poes February 25, 2025

Matteo

A person who is a poes

" look there is a Matteo" meaning, look there is a poes

by L###poes February 25, 2025

Matteo and Kia

Best couple ever.

P1: Hey look that couple are just like Matteo and Kia, it’s uncanny!
P2: I know they’re the so cute.

by supersillysausage July 19, 2024

Matteo and Kia

Best couple ever period.

P1: Hey look that couple are just like Matteo and Kia, it’s uncanny!
P2: I know they’re the so cute.

by supersillysausage July 19, 2024