Matteo

An Amazing person who has a 1 million cm shlong. he is very short tho.he are around 1 foot 3 to 2 foot 5. He will always steal any balls you have , basketball , baseball , and your ba ... anyway he has his pros and his cons. He has to be right about EVERYTHING.

Give me my damn ball Matteo!

by Matteo's Best friend May 09, 2022

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Matteo said logan was bad at valorgay

by Matteo............... September 24, 2020

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Has a massive dumpy, Bigger that the trees, bigger than the grass, larger than the sun, with more girth than the solar system, and more giant than you could ever imagine.

Man That guy Matteo has such a big massive dump truck.

by bobbyloverxoxo October 30, 2023

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The most beautiful boy i’ve ever seen
Matteo is tall, he has long black curly hair and an awesome smile
He’s lovely,caring,funny, and super sexy

Matteo will make THAT girl fall in love with him just with a smile.

« omg, look at that boy… hes so sexy.. »
« oh yeah, that’s matteo »

by Sofia20182 December 28, 2022

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