fuck my mamas grandma

Any fucking situtation that is beyond any fucking definition.

when you find out your being auditted by the irs ,"well, fuck my mamma's grandma! the sumbitches.

by not yours! December 11, 2004

de malas

person with extreme bad luck in colombia's slang

*how you doing Parcero ?

- very bad i'm pailas

* de malas man just cry it (hehehe)

by faithor May 3, 2010

Maastricht Effect

A phenomonen which affects attractive women who go to live/study in the small Dutch city of Maastricht. Out of desperation due to the complete shortage of men, they begin to pay attention to unattractive/odd men and give said men undeserved attention. Symptoms include ; hitting laptops, freaking out over text messages, and screaming F***k you Bob at vrithof in the small hours of the morning.

Oh my god...why is she even bothering with him , I mean she is WAY OUT OF HIS LEAUGE...

Maastricht effect man, gets the better of all of us.

by bobhater June 30, 2010

magtash

a teenage boy that posh wanks over his sister, who has extreme amounts of unshaven bumfluff under his nose.

dan u have got such a magtash. get a shave u magtash!!! ur magtash is so long its in ur mouth

by Skeletom October 25, 2007

big black balls swinging left and right side to side up and down swaying like yo mamas jaws when she gives me da gawk gawk 9000

when yo mamas giving me da gawk gawk bro on gawd she makes it juicy oh mah lawd im prayin for deez nuts to be full of wet slimy sticky sticky milky

Bro.

I'm feeling so good right now, you could suck my big black balls swinging left and right side to side up and down swaying like yo mamas jaws when she gives me da gawk gawk 9000

by Hunky Requis with larger testi September 10, 2021

Maasi

A real stunning person. She has beauty like no other. She is verry smart and has an amazing personality. Though kind and respectful she is verry shy and nervous

"hey who's that beauty over there?"
"Oh it's just maasi"

by Barley Billy February 7, 2014

madasfralas

Are you for real?
Are you crazy?
Are you nuts?
As said by 'Dappy' in N-Dubz.

Faze: Ahhh Dappy Dappy Dappy. What have you went and done? We left you in the studio for 3 hours and you come up with this..

Sexcersie?? Tulisa will SLAP you when she hears this

Dappy: Hahahah ... Are you madasfralas? na na niii !

by XxDappyMadxX May 13, 2009