Half-Massing It

Comparative to the term Half-ass, although this is only used in church settings. A half Masser will leave Mass early because they feel that their time is too important to waste on staying the entire mass. The most common time to spot a Half-Masser is right before or during the final hymn of the mass, because they want to miss out on the massive cluster fuck that occurs in the parking lot immediate following Mass.
Half Massers are only above people who attend Mass once a year in terms of how much they are hated in the religious society.

...And God shed his ligggghhhht onnnn ussssss!!! ... Oh... Christ, there goes those Johnsons, I swear they are Half-Massing It every Sunday!

by MrDomino December 28, 2007

marshing the office mellow

when someone's negative attitude or questioning brings down the mojo of a workplace.

"Chel's boss was marshing the office mellow when she fired Chel for using "damn" in an e-mail"

by ruchristopheric May 28, 2006

marving

Moderately starving.

"Are you hangry?"

"No. I'm only marving."

by Finalpoet September 14, 2018

marping

When someone is performing oral sex (on a penis) and air is trapped within the mouth and is forced out to create a vulgar sound; much like a queef .

Dude this one girl gave me head last night and totally marped

HHAHAHAHAH SHE TOTALLY JUST GAVE OUT A BIG MARP

Oh man, I am so embarrassed that I kept marping on him ...

by zoho April 28, 2009

penis marking

After a long day of sex, you wake up and find your penis tired and soft and pinkish.

"Honey, we had too much sex! I got a penis marking!"

by anonymous help May 13, 2005

massing

A form of emailing, usually having more then two people involed.

A form of chatting done outside any chatroom and when no other options exist.

"thanks for including me in the massing yesturday guys"
*silence*

by C01DfuS10N March 11, 2004

Marshing

To spend an extremely large amount of money on one single event.
Involving lots of meat, and a ton of extra food.
To over do something drastically.

We were definitely marshing at the tailgate party

by Man who Marshed last night December 9, 2008