Marcus

A complete and utter cunt

Friend 1 - What you doing tonight?
Friend 2 - I'm seeing Marcus, do you want to come?
Friend 1 - No i don't, He's a cunt

by BigggmanTingz July 12, 2011

Marcus

A form of Douche Bag, that is scented with the smell of fruity gum and blobs of shit.

I washed my vagina with a Marcus today and now it smells great!

by DoucherMan May 8, 2009

Marcus

A coon, a tool, isn’t useful for much other than cheating.

Don’t hit up Marcus he’s a tool.

by Seusonium April 13, 2019

Marcus

An annoying piece of shit who always gets in trouble,Likes baseball and is very funny. He can be mean to you but sometimes jokes around.

Person 1:Marcus is so retarded
Person 2:I know 😂

by Jazzzzzyyy August 19, 2019

Marcus

Ultimate dogger of boys never shuts the fuck up honestly why am i still friends with this cunt he makes me suicidal he is the reason my cat is pregnant i will never forgive him he is satan himself

That guy is such a Marcus

by Damar Hosaphyllic June 18, 2018

Marcus

A little dumb shit who doesn't pay attention and always acts dumb as shit

Marcus you dumb as fuck

by Yellthetruthlol June 4, 2018

Marcus

A real abusive asshole. If you ever meet a Marcus beware cause they're a compulsive Liar. they LIKE to hit women and are overall the worst. ALSO THE BIGGEST LOSERS!

Ew He's such a Marcus!

by The Coolest Alive May 31, 2019