Morning Boner Mangina Pissing

MBMP, MBMPing or Morning Boner Mangina Pissing is the only alternative to attempting to piss with morning boner and subsequently pissing all over the walls and floor of your bathroom. It is a simple technique, unconventional, but highly effective, wherein you stand with your ass facing the toilet, take your four fingers with your thumb extended upwards at a 90 degree angle, and fold your dick back between your legs as if to create a mangina.

Then, bending over and looking between your legs at the toilet behind you to ensure you do not miss the bowl, you proceed to piss, firmly holding your morning boner in place to prevent it from springing up and wreaking havoc.

Using this technique will allow you to avoid pissing in the shower or having to painfull force your boner downwards

Example #1:

Steve (to Bill): I can't stay over at my girlfriend's house anymore man
Bill: why not?
Steve: her mom caught me morning boner mangina pissing last time and now thinks I'm some sort of queer.
Bill: she obviously doens't know anything about dealing with a rock solid, red hot morning boner.
Steve and Bill: (yelling together) Morning Boner Mangina Pissing!

by shiteater9000 April 14, 2010

mandingo

extremly well endowed black man

toby the slave was the alpha mandingo on the plantation

by kerry stewart March 23, 2008

mandingo status

Any man who is packin mad meat, in other words has a huge dick, usually 12 inches and up.

Oh shit, there goes that black dude strait from africa, you kno hes mandingo status fo sho

by S.E.G. killa C-4 January 25, 2007

Manning

Manning is know to be a top tear in anything he does.He’s also know to be great with the ladies and has a stunning personality and really funny at times.A Manning is normal really anti-social and likes to get things done on his own.

He’s such a Manning

by Samuel Johnnson March 31, 2020

minging out

1) to be in a state of vomitting, memory loss and serious drunkedness.

2) to be in a state of detoxification (hangover) wherby one may vomit or 'ming out' at the sight, smell or even the sound of food. 'Minging out' is common after nights of heavy drinking and can last from a couple of hours to whole days.

3) the word 'ming' or 'minger' can simply be applied to someone who is renowned for 'minging out' or has recently had a memorable 'minging out' experience.

''Hey look at Matt knocking on hotel doors in his boxers, he's totally minging out''

''Hey ming, you don't remember at all what happened last night do you? You must be feeling so minged out right now''

''You were so minged out you turned our room into brown town and got us chucked out the hotel''

by Holy_Joly September 8, 2009

Mandingo effect

A miss remembering of the size of a penis from the past to be much larger than it was/is

Billy's Ex: Billy gots a huge dick!!
Billy's Current gf: 3.5 inches is big to you?
B. E.: I remember it hurting though...
B. C.: That's because he fucked you in the ass and you're suffering from the mandingo effect

by King PaulWall November 7, 2019

Manninghaming

To be unprepared for a completely foreseeable situation and to respond in a way as to make the situation far worse.

Named for Michigan/NFL Wide Receiver Mario Manningham.

A: "Can you believe the teams that were going to pay me millions of dollars asked about my failed drug tests?"

B: "Yeah, I can, it makes a lot of sense for them to. What did you do?"

A: "Got all offended then lied about it"

B: "Aren't they going to check up on that?"

A: "Oh shit, probably."

B: "Nice job, Manninghaming that one."

by shake'n'bake March 9, 2009