Fort Myers

Fort Myers Aka Fort Mizery is a city in Florida made up entirely of surfer fags and beach queers. I hate Fort Myers

Me: Fuck Fort Myers
Girl: Look at that cool beach dude
Me: Fuck that fag
Girl: Fuck You
Me: You Wish

by apostrophee October 18, 2012

Mike Myers

Extremely lame "actor" whose acting skill consists of doing the same character with different clothes over and over again. Watch "Wayne's World", "Austin Powers", the "Axe Murderer" one, and any of his SNL sketches. He does and says almost the exact same things but changes his clothes and tries to alter his accent.

Lets sign a petition "Ban Mike Myers from ever standing in front of a camera"

by jojojfik July 14, 2005

Madison Myers

A girl is average height and has dirty blonde hair that was dyed brown. She finessed my inflatable whale and threw it into a pool. If she wants something she’ll get it. Maddy is very hurtful at times when it comes to writing an urban dictionary definition. “Look out maddy here comes thot patrol” all the boys would say. She fell off a slide on an inflatable whale and likes to make bracelets out of string in her free time (even though she knows that that is kinda weird ). But once you get passed all that she is a kind and fun to be with even though her friend is really judgemental of others(Reese).

Where’s thot patrol, because I see Madison Myers...

by Whalemaster101 May 19, 2018

Warren Myers

The cutest, the funniest, the coolest, and the sweetest student in East Harlem Scholars Middle School to date

I love Warren Myers. Warren Myers has lots of girls.

by GDub522 July 12, 2017

Serc-Myers Syndrome

Popularised by chartered accountants in the South West and London, Serc-Myers syndrome is used to refer to a man in their twenties developing early onset beer belly (note, may not be caused by the consumption of beer). To have Serc-Myers, the stomach must extend further than the chest.

"You should stop drinking so much, you're starting to develop Serc-Myers"
"Who is Steve again?" "The one with Serc-Myers Syndrome"

by hmmokaythen March 12, 2018

mike myers syndrome

to make a decent living doing nothing but providing stupid faces along with hilarious accents for your entire life.

hahaha man that scottish accent was hilarious...

yea i know ive got the mike myers syndrome.

by thebilldozer August 20, 2010

fort myers beach

best place ever. huge beach with hot skimboarders, pier, cool ass stores, and just an awesome place to chill.

"where should we smoke this huge fuckin blunt?"
"FORT MYERS BEACH! ya digggg?"
;)

by yeahboy March 7, 2008