Why did my dad leave me

He said I was a failure and he never wanted to see me again

Yo why did my dad leave me. Hit the fortnite.

by Mynanleftme February 11, 2020

is my dad back from the grocery store

my dad said he was going to the grocery to get some milk

he never hasn't back for 8 years

guy: hey siri is my dad back from the grocery store yet
siri: sorry I can not help you with that
guy: fucking piece of apple garbage

by SHINOBI EXE March 16, 2020

Why did my dad leave me

You are an absolute disappointment and most likely the end of your bloodline

“Why did my dad leave me?”
“I don’t know Tyler MAYBE because you play league and are subscribed to Dream”

by ImBoaHancock January 07, 2023

Show My Dad's Friend Guitar Hero

A commonly used excuse to leave a social situation for a few minutes to masturbate

I'll be right back. I have to go show my dad's friend guitar hero really fast.

by Filbs April 08, 2008

my dad can beat up your dad

Used by a person to express how their dad is superior in combat to the others.

Example:

Peyton: My dad could beat up your dad

Emmett: Bite me.

My dad can beat up your dad

by Donkey sex in june November 23, 2017

Get your dick out of my Dad's mouth

This means mind your own buisness

Hey you, get your dick out of my Dad's mouth.

by Dom0126Dom March 21, 2017

my dad would beat the shit out of me

see: Natsuki

Natsuki: my dad would beat the shit out of me if he found this

by f1n3 is not a n00b March 04, 2021