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Mylosh

To pose in a sudden awkward fashion as if having unexpectedly orgasmed.
Look at Jerome's jism face, he's always pulling a mylosh in photos!
by Mylosh August 11, 2014
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polliwog milkshake

Swallowing a load of sperm/cum/jizz/spunk. All of the little polliwogs and their inherent protein equal a polliwog milkshake
You said you needed more protein in your diet, so I supplied you with a polliwog milkshake! No, swallow it all. Here, let me help you with what dribbled onto your chin.
by RedwoodRed June 4, 2009
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The Milkshake

When gay men are performing anal and the receiver farts in the other man's dick making it vibrate for added pleasure.
Miley: How was anal with Justin last night?

Brad: It was amazing! He performed the milkshake on my dick.
by Momorooroo September 6, 2016
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tailpipe milkshake

Fucking your girl in the ass and cum in it and suck the cum out.
Man I gave my girl a tailpipe milkshake.
by Kingkilla_254 November 21, 2016
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A sex move in which a male, presumably naked, starts 30 feet away, behind a woman, also presumably naked. He then runs directly at the woman brandishing his genitalia and plows into the woman, signifying a bulldozer crashing into something.

Alternatively, a person performing this could have a friend hold the woman up and as you plow her, have him/her spin the woman around in circles, symbolizing a milkshake maker.

This is considered inhumane in almost every country and is a felony is both America and England, so you may only perform this move in Mexico, legally at least.
Jill: Hey Samantha, wanna come hang out later?
Samantha: No sorry, Brad just performed the Mexican Bulldozer Milkshake Supreme on me and I'm sore.
Jill: You do know that's illegal here right?
by DJsaladman June 22, 2018
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milosexual

Milosexual (adj.) - someone who is turned on by (and would fuck) Milo Yiannopoulos. The condition affects mostly straight men, but bisexual and gay men are not immune. There is some evidence that some women also get a sudden thirst for Milo; lesbians are the least likely to be affected by Milo's allure. Nevertheless, no class/race/gender/sexuality is immune from milosexuality because artificial labels do not change the common libidinal energies that make us human.

Milosexuals realize they harbor these feelings when their hearts palpitate at Milo’s BS-cutting logical vigor. Milo's controlled demolition of SJW-"logic" leads to a rush of blood towards one's sexual organs. This excitation reveals that a person has not been castrated by liberal identity politics. Most milosexuals were probably born this way – they can't help loving life, truth, and wit – even if they have just heard of Milo.

Many milosexuals, but not all, support Trump. Milosexuals tend to be libertarians who celebrate freedom, including the freedom to offend. There are a substantial number of Bernie Sanders supporters who are milosexuals, but they remain in the closet for fear of social exclusion. Anyone who has to pretend to be on board with an increasingly fascist SJW-agenda is likely to switch teams and play for Milo.

The term first appears in Feb. 2016, during Milo's "Dangerous Faggot Tour". Milo was likely the first to come out as milosexual as suggested by the term appearing on his branded merchandise.
Listening to Milo Yiannopoulos' scathing attacks on progressive politics, David suddenly realized he had a chub. He was a little confused his body was reacting this way because he had never had these feelings for another (gay) man before. The next day he came out to his friends as milosexual to a boisterous round of applause.
by meep_meep June 24, 2016
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Milocha

A tasty beverage made by adding a hint of Milo to coffee.
Customer: "Can I please have a Milocha?"
Barista: "What's a Milocha?"
Customer: "Are you serious, haven't you heard of Milocha?"
Barista: "No I haven't, but I am intrigued?"
Customer: "Milocha is a tasty beverage made by adding a hint of Milo to coffee."
Barista: "Sounds good! One Milocha coming up"
by The inventor of Milocha. April 27, 2012
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