The act of terrorising your family so they cower in the bathroom all weekend so you can watch the football in peace
Dave: "I watched all the games in peace this weekend"
Phil: "Didn't your wife and kids annoy you?"
Dave: "Nah....I lodged them"
Phil: "Didn't your wife and kids annoy you?"
Dave: "Nah....I lodged them"
by TheNRLRoast May 9, 2018
Get the Lodgedmug. When your girlfriend walks in on you taking a shower, farts inside, and then holds the curtain down so you can't escape
Alex: I had a rough start to my day
John: Why what happened?
Alex: I was getting ready for work and wife put me in Brazilian Sweat-lodge
John: Damnnn
Alex: Yeah , let's just say I skipped breakfast
John: Why what happened?
Alex: I was getting ready for work and wife put me in Brazilian Sweat-lodge
John: Damnnn
Alex: Yeah , let's just say I skipped breakfast
by PawlWawl August 14, 2016
Get the Brazilian Sweat-lodgemug. Toni Lodge, Toni Lodging
- noun, verb
- a sex position similar to 69, first described by porn star Angela White on the Toni and Ryan Podcast (TARP): ''like a 69 position, where you're deep-throating the dick but you're also grinding your clit on his face. You're bouncing, you're in control of that oral. So he's just sticking his tongue out and you're grinding your clit on the tongue. So you're on top and in control, but also sucking dick.''
- flattering
- noun, verb
- a sex position similar to 69, first described by porn star Angela White on the Toni and Ryan Podcast (TARP): ''like a 69 position, where you're deep-throating the dick but you're also grinding your clit on his face. You're bouncing, you're in control of that oral. So he's just sticking his tongue out and you're grinding your clit on the tongue. So you're on top and in control, but also sucking dick.''
- flattering
by Dima.86 March 13, 2024
Get the Toni Lodgemug. A 69 position where the woman on top and in control. She's deep throating the dick but also grinding her clit on his face, bouncing, and in control of the oral the man is giving. The man is sticking out his tongue and letting the woman take the lead on both ends.
by cheekykat March 13, 2024
Get the The Toni Lodgemug. A sexual act where one partner inserts the large sized, multi sectioned tootsie roll in the other partner’s anus.
by RagaDagga April 14, 2022
Get the roger lodgemug. The past-tense act of eating the delicious cheesy bread from regional pizza chain, Mackenzie River, and/or the ambiguous past-tense of performing a sexual act.
Example 1: “Me and the homies went to Mack River last night and got lodge poled. My breath smelled like ass after.”
Example 2: “How did your tinder date go last night?”
“Well.”
“How well?”
“I got lodge poled.”
“Nice.”
Example 2: “How did your tinder date go last night?”
“Well.”
“How well?”
“I got lodge poled.”
“Nice.”
by MacReady95 June 12, 2023
Get the Lodge Poledmug. by Penīs licker January 6, 2019
Get the Ski lodgemug.