Lil Penis Pump

A statement saying that famous rapper Gazzy Garcia(Lil Pump) has a tiny pecker.

Damn dawg your penis is fucking tiny, but at least its not Lil Penis Pump sized.

by Shhdkshwhsndd November 25, 2018

Lil Pump

If two unicorn cousins fucked each other and gave birth to a baby with a bunch of birth defects. He became famous by saying Gucci Gang for 2 minutes but now is losing popularity. Usually listened to by a bunch of confused middle schoolers.

Kid 1: ooooh shiit did you hear Lil Pump's new fucking song?

Kid 2: ah shit, it was fucking dope. ESKEEEEIIITT

by `1234567890oiuy54321` August 19, 2020

Lil Pump

A young teen who loves hoes and unfortunately is suffering from retardedness and is rn undergoing treatment.

YOU SUCH A HOE I LOVE IT . oh you must be a lil pump.

by gym dude October 18, 2018

Russian Lil PUmp

FACE is god

OMG DERICO FACE IS GOD!!!!!!11111111111
I know mate i know Russian Lil PUmp is god

by ITSYOBOICRUSH April 6, 2018

Lil Pump

A serious GOAT that says ESKEETIT a lot and rejects Harvard for his talent. Has some white trash dreads, but he can really look good no matter what. Honestly don't care wat people think and flaunts his money like it goin outta style.

"Yo, ese, you heard of that nigga Lil Pump?"

"No man, I haven't."

"Oh dude you should. He's the GOAT."

by Citru$ April 20, 2018

illuminati lil pump

Illuminati is a song by Lil Pump and Anuel AA that went viral and got a lot of hate

Person 1: have you heard illuminati Lil pump X Anuel AA ?

Person 2: yeah men is a piece of shit

Person 1: shut up the fk up its a great song esskeetit brrr

by Yessir 123 November 24, 2021

Lil Pump

A random teenager with the same haircut as 6ix9ine screaming about lean and Gucci

Lil Pump: Gucci gang, Gucci gang, my lean costs more than your rent

by evillittlec0ckroach January 16, 2023