Hey I didn’t like how you bullied me when I was crying myself to sleep, that was a real Eleanor Lawson you pulled, dumb shit
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by Lanyard69 October 14, 2020
Get the Ricky Lawsonmug. When you go overseas on your first holiday to a country which has a different currency and you can’t figure out the exchange rates (especially after a few drinks) and you inadvertently end up paying 10 times more than you should to the local market seller, accepting their first price with the inability to understand how to barter.
A lad (Leigh Lawson), was on his first holiday to Bali and buying a gift. He asked how much it was.
Local market seller appeared to catch on that Leigh Lawson was on his first holiday and a bit wet behind the ears so confidently said the sale price was $40 (probably cost $0.40 to manufacture).
Lawson didn’t hesitate to pay the full $40, even tipping them for their kind nature.
Later that night, Lawson went out for dinner and purchased a steak which he believed was a bargain price of $9, only to find out when settling the bill that said rib eye cost him $90.
Lawson was not available for comment when contacted by his friends.
When traveling overseas, avoid getting Leigh Lawsoned.
Local market seller appeared to catch on that Leigh Lawson was on his first holiday and a bit wet behind the ears so confidently said the sale price was $40 (probably cost $0.40 to manufacture).
Lawson didn’t hesitate to pay the full $40, even tipping them for their kind nature.
Later that night, Lawson went out for dinner and purchased a steak which he believed was a bargain price of $9, only to find out when settling the bill that said rib eye cost him $90.
Lawson was not available for comment when contacted by his friends.
When traveling overseas, avoid getting Leigh Lawsoned.
by michaelmichael1212 December 27, 2022
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Get the nathan lawsonmug. Lawson's clause is a modern adaptation to the traditionally established rule of dating (see "Half your age plus seven") regarding the socially acceptable age difference between couples in a relationship. Lawson's clause stipulates that, when there is an exorbitant amount of money or net worth involved with one of the parties, then the resulting age determined by the established formula is then modified. The resulting acceptable age will be multiplied by zero, and 18 will then added.
For example: a 48 year-old man can date a 31 year-old woman without social scrutiny (48/2=24+7=31). However, if the man is stinking rich, we then divide answer by zero, and add 18 (31x0=0+18=18). Thus, a very wealthy 48 year-old man can date an 18 year-old woman without scrutiny. This works both ways as well, male or female (see Demi Moore).
For example: a 48 year-old man can date a 31 year-old woman without social scrutiny (48/2=24+7=31). However, if the man is stinking rich, we then divide answer by zero, and add 18 (31x0=0+18=18). Thus, a very wealthy 48 year-old man can date an 18 year-old woman without scrutiny. This works both ways as well, male or female (see Demi Moore).
Q: Bill Belichick is dating a 24 year old? He's like 72... isn't that inappropriate?
A: But he's so stinking rich! Lawson's clause grants him an exemption.
A: But he's so stinking rich! Lawson's clause grants him an exemption.
by Muslim Goat February 21, 2025
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