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Indonesian Lawnmower

The act of licking the pubic hairs of another persons anal cavity in a fast, circular motion. It works much better if the person receiving the Indonesian Lawnmower has a very hairy asshole.
D00d, my asshole is so hairy. I'm gonna tell that ho Rachel to give me the Indonesian Lawnmower, and then I'm gonna fart in her mouth.
by Nate of Fate. February 25, 2009
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Mexican Lawnmower

Hey Can You Borrow Me A Mexican Lawnmower
by Braixtomp654 November 30, 2019
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Rusty Lawnmower Bongo Drum

When feces accidentally sprays out of the anus during the course of performing a lawnmower and is addressed by tapping it back into the anus, much like beating on a bongo drum.
How'd that orgy go, Max?
Oh, not too well, Horace. I had to administer a rusty lawnmower bongo drum. You see, I got a little wild with my pull on the anal beads and had to bust out my Billie Jean drum beats to quell the flow of ass butter. Thank God my 4-4 timing was impeccable otherwise it may have been much worse.
by Shmizdow May 9, 2011
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The Lawnmower Effect

When you use your lawnmower and everyone else starts mowing their lawn too. Applies for most equipment such as hedge trimmers and weed whackers.
There he goes again, Steve starting up the lawnmower effect.
by a_fucking_sloth_lizard September 4, 2017
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Irish Lawnmower

I had to take my Irish lawnmower to the vet:
by SO12345 December 26, 2020
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devil's lawnmower

The sexual act in which the girl tugs on the man's ball bag so furiously as if she was lost at sea and it's the only motor that will take her home.. often resulting in some form of testicular or scrotal damage or destruction.
YO! LaFawnduh gave me such a good devil's lawnmower last night I had to go to the ER for emergency surgery. Shit was nice!
by bobo bumpkins August 2, 2019
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kill two cats with one lawnmower

Since you are going to the store you may as well kill two cats with one lawnmower and return the cans.
by cadet stimpy October 10, 2003
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