When you play CSS for hours like a n00b raging with your freinds untill your Graphics chip burns out like a faggy peice of shit and you try to take it out, only burning your hands.
Guy: "Shit I just BSOD'd I MUST have just got LAN-Burn't"
Guy 2: "Lol fail you n00b"
Guy: "Its hot, it burns"
Guy 2: "fail"
Guy 2: "Lol fail you n00b"
Guy: "Its hot, it burns"
Guy 2: "fail"
by Pwnzrd November 16, 2009
A "Local area network" Party generally with under 4 participants...
Oppose to a normal lan party with upto 300 at times...
Oppose to a normal lan party with upto 300 at times...
4 Computers on a Local Area Network... the lights go blinky blink... your thumbs go fiddle diddle... and you have lots of fun.
by Gamespy.com July 25, 2004
LAN-ageddon TONIGHT!
by Keeslar Stover December 08, 2006
American nickname for the "Lady Asian Gangster". You could also call her the female version of Jin. Typically puts on a front as a college student, but in actuality spends the majority of her time working the corner next to her Trailer. In urban asian communities on he west coast, she has become a street legend for moving the product i.e. selling coke to low class townies; but she never picks her feet, and NO she is not a Wanksta. She may be bon vivant and buff at heart, but doesn’t respect that connoisseur though. Other than that, she spends way too much time mindlessly roaming the internet and dippin' and yokin her '97 civic(the asian car). Lan is super saucy, super what you not. You meet her, and you finally know what it feels like to really be poked. Oh, and peep game on the nose ring. Really, all asians are tryin' to be a Lan Nguyen.
I seen them Lan Nguyen's down in China town, like 4 foot tall, movin it out on the street, tryin' to be like the legend; but they ain't neva will be though, they all just wanna be wankstas.
by stevied February 05, 2006
A coagulation of the worlds young to middle-aged virgins into one, testosterone free room. These individuals are usually male, but have many alias' via the internet. They live their life mostly on-line and restrict their social agenda to Lan party's and the occasional ultimate frisbee game. These LAN goers know their way around a computer, but not the elusive "vagina". You see them on the streets, wearing finger-less gloves,tank goggles, and the clever comment tee. If you hear a song that you think couldnt possibly be liked by anyone, there is probably a LAN man around.
Josh: so what are ya'll doing this weekend?
X: i'm going hunting
Ian: *turns down Indie music...i'm going to a LAN party... *turns Indie music back up and slides on tank goggles
X: i'm going hunting
Ian: *turns down Indie music...i'm going to a LAN party... *turns Indie music back up and slides on tank goggles
by joshuascott October 09, 2008
A rare type of asian who has red hair. Lan Pings usually come with glasses. Lan Pings are normally fly gangsters.
Guy 1: Dude! I finally saw a Lan Ping!
Guy 2: No way, you saw a red headed azn? Lucky!
Guy 1: Yeah bro, I'm tweeting it right now!!
Guy 2: No way, you saw a red headed azn? Lucky!
Guy 1: Yeah bro, I'm tweeting it right now!!
by Charity Jule October 29, 2009
by Wiffo June 13, 2008