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Lagoon Monster

A large turd in the toilet….. whereas the lagoon would be the toilet bowl
Hey Dave, hang on a second, I gotta go drop a “Lagoon Monster
by .Captain Rabbit June 22, 2025
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Lagoon

A man who speaks from his dick instead of his brain, most likely a crazy jojo fan who thinks every living thing is a reference including himself. Probably hasn't touched grass in 8 years and has been living in his parents basement playing video games all his life and lawn mows for free. Please help him.
damn i really need a lagoon to mow my lawn
by hellodorks123 November 2, 2021
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Lagoon

Maths geek who is complete weird and doesn't know how to talk. Lagoons have no sense of love for human race and all the want is massive hatred.
Oh look at logoon, she is pregnant!?
Baby lagoon coming out ha.
by Master Wolfie November 24, 2021
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