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Kaitlin

Kaitlin is a very sex hungry person who is to scared to share there desires with there partner. Kaitlins are usually anxious about intimacy
Kaitlins so anxious today
by Panda178 March 12, 2022
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Kaitlin

A catgirl who accuses their other friend of being a furry. They may also be quite sadist and may terrify said friend.
Kaitlin accused Kyle of being a furry, even though it wasn't true.
by PieceOfKale May 1, 2021
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Kaitlin

The shortest person that you could ever know.
Have you seen kaitlin? She is really short
by Not London October 27, 2021
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Kaitlin

The Shortest person that anyone could know.
Person 1: have you seen Kaitlin?

Person 2: no I haven't because she is so short.
by Not-London November 3, 2021
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Kaitlin Bower

• Poacher of Pastries
• Slayer of Fakes
Destroyer of every soul unfortunate enough to face her on the soccer field

also low key a vampire
Arabidopsis Control: Oh my glucose, is that Kaitlin Bower?! We need to get out of here!

Arabidopsis Variable: *wheeze* I-I can’t do it, son... I don’t know what they’ve been putting in my water but it ain’t easy on the cells. *wheeze*

Arabidopsis Control: No! I can’t leave you behind! I won’t just let my dad die!

Arabidopsis Variable: Just *cough* just go on without me, son. Enjoy the next 3 weeks of your life in peace.

Arabidopsis Control: M-maybe you’ll be ok? She’s only supposed to be weeding today, s-so maybe you’ll just be relocated.

Arabidopsis Variable: Do you remember the last time she tried to weed us?! Did you forget the September massacre?!?! Just face it, son, im a goner...just go...

Arabidopsis Control: b-but maybe-

Arabidopsis Variable: GO!!!

Kaitlin Bower: *snaps*

Half our Arabidopsis: *dies*
by Desbrett November 25, 2018
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mary kaitlin

by Snaklet February 23, 2017
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