RELEASE THE KRAKEN

Welsh Techno collective in Swansea, South Wales,Uk

Release The kraken this weekend in swansea Is going to be epic

by Techno23 September 14, 2022

Xtreme Kraken

Xtreme Kraken is an original psuedonym by a random introverted yet cool teenager. He is one of the most moodiest people on the planet. He can be the worst or the best, it's totally variable. His name came from mythological inspiration. Also known as XTK, this guy is multi-talented and one of the best people you'll meet. If you ever do.

Xtreme Kraken is so frickin cool
Xtreme Kraken is so moody
XT Kraken's music is such a unique vibe

by Xtreme Kraken November 23, 2021

Krakening

On an app called bottled, you can get krakens..Which mass send out bottles in sets of 50.

WHATS UP GUYS?? KIT HERE AND IM UNLEASHING THE KRAKENING

by Kitqwq February 21, 2022

Kraken back slap

n. Usually when gamers are very intense and quiet in gaming, and then someone walks in the room and really wants to join in on the good fight and gets a "Kraken back slap"

Enters room with Kraken kids (C,D)
A- hey guys

(no answer from gamers)
A- Hey yaa
(no answer, stands there for ever)

B- watches on as A gets sobbed big time by kids in game mode
(Then)

C- (ignoring A) raped it! sweet move
D- yaz

B- LOL -A- you have had "Kraken back slapped"

Kraken back slap kraken gamer online emo ignore sweet sobbed

by Cupcake GI Jane September 30, 2011

Easter Kraken

Easter Kraken are kind of kraken, that live around mariana's trench. They generally grow up to about 80 meters long (including tentacles) and about to 50 tons heavy. the largest ever was 140 meters and 90 tons. They have a rabbit like face and ears, but have about 5 beaks in one. When they are first born, they have no tentacles. Every summer they will grow one or two tentacles. They are extremely aggressive. and will deliberately destroy ships and people without having the need to. They enjoy stabbing any of their 60 meter tentacles through a man's torso. They can smash a ship entirely and destroy a village easily.

Ship crew: Sir, Captain! Bad newz.... The Easter Kraken is here!
Captain: Wat! Za YEAster Graken!??! Ready The cannons!

by The lolsnap crapple top April 11, 2015

Kraken

A fat shit

I have to release a huge kraken... it's cap.

by Narstlord November 11, 2018

Kraken

In some closed communitys centered around building games such as "Kerbal Space Programm" and "City Skylines", a Kraken is a bug/glitch that randomly appears and fucks everything up.

Much like the Kraken from mythology, it comes and goes without leaving much behind where it worked its destructive power.

"I was building this thing and everything worked nice, until a Kraken just ruined all my work!"

by Feathergreen November 29, 2018