Kobe

Kobe is a fun person who can be very obnoxious all the time. he is kinda good looking and no girls like him. He is smart and he makes jokes a couple of times that people laugh at. He is pretty shy but if you become his friend he will be his true self which is very weird.
Girl so do you like kobe?
Another girl no he's ugly!
GirlIKR!!
by Youngdaggerwoes November 21, 2019
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Say this as a one liner when shooting or tossing something at something, this is for dramatic effect
by Sir Spyro December 29, 2014
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What you yell before you’re helicopter goes down
Pilot: Yo I think we’re going down!
Passenger: Kobe!
by Boner guy January 27, 2020
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When a literal garbage bag reanimates and tells you brb in five mins then comes back an hour later
"Brb just got to do something I'll be back in five mins" never comes back like the real Kobe
by Salt central April 17, 2018
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It is a Indian word that means dirty penis that is usually aimed at ppl living in poverty.It is used to degrade them.
Ohhh what a Kobe.
by Kevin just June 16, 2019
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A funny hyper person that enjoys being with others, at times can be goofy, but still awesome to be around.
“What are you up to tonight”
Pullina Kobe
“Nice”
by lilrage January 08, 2020
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Kobe is usually someone you struggle to understand and a touch retarded. His beard looks like an un groomed arse crack, some say he's an absolute creature, but they love him anyway
You cooked cereal in a pan, your so kobe
by Kobella November 22, 2021
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