by botheredalpha March 07, 2021
A Kansas city shuffle is the action of taking one's identity and getting rid of that person who now has your identity. So basically your old identity is dead and there is a body to prove it, but you continue living your life as someone else.
You owe bad people money. You take someone else's identity and live a new life by moving elsewhere. You kill the other guy and leave the corpse in your own appartement a bit disfigured with your own IDs. Everyone will believe you got killed and your own identity stops here.
thats a kansas city shuffle!
thats a kansas city shuffle!
by kingbernie August 21, 2010
1. (Adj) The art of playing baseball while acting like a complete douche bag. Often shortened and used as "acting like a Royal."
2. The act of flexing your muscles and or touching your forearms after hitting a broken bat single or bullshit infield single.
3. Being a pitch runner that talks so much crap that you think your an NFL corner back.
4. Scoring a run off of 2 infield hits.
5. Generally sucking for 231 years, getting lucky for two weeks, then talking trash like you actually matter.
6. Being a fat ass with BBQ stains on your shirt
2. The act of flexing your muscles and or touching your forearms after hitting a broken bat single or bullshit infield single.
3. Being a pitch runner that talks so much crap that you think your an NFL corner back.
4. Scoring a run off of 2 infield hits.
5. Generally sucking for 231 years, getting lucky for two weeks, then talking trash like you actually matter.
6. Being a fat ass with BBQ stains on your shirt
1. You play softball like a Kansas City Royal.
2. "I promise to poke my own eyes out if I have to watch Eric Hosmer act like a Royal on first base."
3. Quit acting like a royal! You can't hit and you talk crap like you Richard Sherman.
4. Somehow, by the luck of George Brett, you scored a run off of 2 infield hits. Stop talking crap.
5. The Kansas City Royals are just acting like the pathetic children we knew they were.
6. Hey Royal! Change your shirt you slob. Andy Reid would be ashamed of your slovenly appearance.
2. "I promise to poke my own eyes out if I have to watch Eric Hosmer act like a Royal on first base."
3. Quit acting like a royal! You can't hit and you talk crap like you Richard Sherman.
4. Somehow, by the luck of George Brett, you scored a run off of 2 infield hits. Stop talking crap.
5. The Kansas City Royals are just acting like the pathetic children we knew they were.
6. Hey Royal! Change your shirt you slob. Andy Reid would be ashamed of your slovenly appearance.
by Ihateeveryoneincludingyou October 17, 2014
by Fart Enterprises Inc. LLC. February 03, 2018
Anal Intercourse; A person shits on another person's penis. They then pull out and stick it in the person's mouth. mmmmmm! Bitch! Barbeque Sauce!
by PisaJuan September 11, 2006
Standing outside your friend's bedroom door and diverting his family members away whilst he is banging his girlfriend.
Hey, man. I'm gonna fuck my bitch tonight, but my folks are around. Could you give me a Kansas city coast guard?
by niccorator December 31, 2013
by mjm76 March 16, 2011