Kade

Kade is such a cute girl and she is smart and funny and loves sushi and hates chinks.

Wow she’s so cute! I bet her name is Kade!

by anonymous September 28, 2023

Kade

Kade is the type of person that would have to most loyal heart but could fuck your bitch in 10 seconds if he wanted to, this piece of art is a 1 out of a 100 type of person in a world like this now he easily has the biggest cock in the school and his nick name is cocklord as he’s the lord of cocks not only is he a cock lord but he has the best humour and heart you will ever find out there he keeps his trusted ones close and won’t ever let them down, to whoever is reading this, find yourself a Kade bitches x

Kade daddy

by Truthteller6996 February 28, 2024

Kade

A guy who is always late or never available

guy 1: “yo are you coming to my dad’s funeral? this is a lot and i need someone here with me.

Guy 2: “No sorry bro i’m gonna be kade today”

by Fady Saad November 24, 2024

Kade

A kade is a girl who is obsessed with feet to the point she just can’t get away from them, she does everything in her power to eat feet even if she has to hit someone in the sack to get to them 👺 (my bean bag still hurts)

“AHH GET AWAY FROM MY FEET KADE!!”

by Black baby yoda January 25, 2025

kade

has a massive cock and will fuck any fit whores in sight including harrys mum. He is normally the fittest person in the friend group and gets all the bitches

kade is a sex offender

by shadowrealmfucker June 11, 2025

kade

referring to someone who looks like the new Rodrick from “diary of a wimpy kid the long haul”

omg that black haired guy over there is so kade

by kadeenthusiast3 July 8, 2025

Kade

A Kade will most likely be the most unforgettable guy or person you will ever meet. He’s really tall (usually), extremely athletic and strong for their size, his smile is top tier, and his personality is amazing. He’s always a neck breaker wherever he goes, no matter if they’re young or old, boy or girl, people are gonna turn. He’s very selective when it comes to girls but seems to be every girls dream guy. He’s the type of guy you’d want to drop your man for. He’s surprisingly smart, probably smarter than 95% of people he meets. Deep down he’s very sweet and isn’t scared to show it. He’s very charming, enough to make you wet with one sentence and a smile. Best of all he’s super funny, always cracking jokes and making people laugh, it’s like a second nature of his. Overall he’s as close to perfect as a person can get. Next time you see a Kade go up and talk to him, you won’t regret it.

Do you see Kade over there? The things I would do to him if he gave me the opportunity.

by Sillykitten88 November 17, 2025