July 29

Anyone born on July 29 is a beautiful and young soul. They always know what to do but can sometimes get a bit hyper. Sometimes they can over react to the slitest of things. Truly we are all one person living in an imperfect world and us Leos should help stop that

Anyone could be born on July 29 but you are

by Sofiacutielol November 10, 2019

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july 30

gorgeous, smart, wonderful, that's what people born on this day are. don't let anyone else tell you differently.

"I was born on july 30th"
"Wow, so that's why you're so awesome!"

by a1343 October 29, 2019

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July 29

If you were born on July 29th you are the kindest, sweetest, smartest, funniest person ever. You can also be a little feisty but that’s why people love you. If you have someone born on July 29th you are blessed.

Wow they were born on July 29th!!! Such a great person

by George0bama June 23, 2020

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July 1st

A day when the baddest of the bad are born😌. July 1st babies are gorgeous and a ray of sunshine, but when you get them mad they wanna get bold😳. Favorite things in the world themselves, loved ones, animals; and most definitely money 💰. Even Princess Diana was born July 1st, that’s what made her a goat 🐐 Fr. Don’t for get Kayla Bylon and Magic Mike XXL😏

Damn I wish I was born on July 1st, what a pity.

by Rainbow Koala October 15, 2019

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July 3rd

National makeout with your girl day <3

Nationaly Makeout with your girlfriend on July 3rd and respect taken woman

by Hairy poop July 2, 2021

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Chunky Fourth of July

When a dildo or otherwise penetrative sex toy is not available, one sticks a firecracker popsicle up an appropriately sized bodily orifice (most commonly the anus), and proceeds to pleasure themselves with said popsicle. After completion, the melted remains of the popsicle are then spurted out of the oriface for everyone to enjoy in a red, white, and blue funfest for the entire family to enjoy! Oftentimes, this is a widely celebrated event, and no patriotic display is complete without it. Those who partake in the activity must rigorously prepare for it with a diet of only prune juice, water, and essential oils for at least a week. If an American Flag is in the vicinity, it is always lowered to half-mast to appreciate the gravity of such a solemn affair. Should time allow after the ceremony is complete, grill hot dogs in the juices and fire a 21 Gun Salute for the troops.

Steve: "Fuck yeah, Bob said he's planning a Chunky Fourth of July tonight!"
Randy: "It's been ages, I sure hope he ate a lot of fiber this time. Last year we didn't even get any corn..."

by Micah Ken Yarmouth Sr. April 19, 2020

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