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Jort

by AsianMonkeh October 25, 2023
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Tam Jort

a stupid ahh crackka that ain't know shit
that brutha is a tam jort
by Pogfacepogboy October 7, 2025
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struggle jorts

Struggle Jorts: anytime jorts are worn outside of urban areas as a tactical article. Such as rural areas. The uniform of a streamer that stands on business.
Example: That Omega Chad Twitch streamer went camping and slept in his struggle jorts and huntin' cap to avoid skeeters.
by Thewizardcapallday June 17, 2024
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Jort

The word “jort” short for jorteous, meaning; loser bozo boy
You suck so bad at this game, you jort!
by mafialord February 23, 2022
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Jort shart

v./n. - A shart that happens while wearing jorts
v: Oh, gross! That dude just jort shart!
n: Steve's lactose intolerant and he had a real nasty jort shart earlier. That's what he gets for wearing jorts and eating a tub of ice cream.
by CArthur June 20, 2021
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Jorts

Shorts with a Jean texture and look. They are usually accompanied by their cousin, the SSBU or Short Sleve Button-Up, and are generally seen as tacky, and rightfully so.
Normal Human 1: Look at that person! he looks horrible in those Jorts.
Normal Human 2: Especially with the golden basketball shoes and SSBU! It just looks terrible.
Normal human 1: Oh no, they're putting on shutter shades now...
by IT'S PEKO TIME March 25, 2018
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jorts

A portmanteau or “jizz” and “yogurts.”
“Hey, those hot jean shorts you’re wearing are gonna make me blow huge jorts all over myself.”
by Schnortle McFly January 7, 2023
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