a girl who has cheesy fleps, a mossy bank, a wee cow and ruins her weeks every weekend
friend 1 - omg a was so drunk last night
friend 2 - fs you done a samantha johnstone
by stravenbhoys November 22, 2021
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Joshua Johnston is a blonde hair, blue-eyed beauty. He never fails to love you unconditionally. He is a definite 10/10 and amazing future husband. He is a pro at baseball and should go to the MLB. He is destined to marry a girl whose name starts with K. His relationship with God is so special and has a strange addiction to Fruit Loops. He's an amazing kisser and hugger! If you get a Joshy never ever let him go!
Joshua Johnston looks so good today! He plays baseball so well!
by Agatha hart December 8, 2021
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I'm gonna go have a johnston sesh
by Blem97 October 16, 2017
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A young black man with an incredibly small penis. He often paps to little loli girls and screams "WGERES THE BURN" in Pokemon showdown
Your penis so small I might just call you Christopher Johnston
by I am 18 years old May 15, 2018
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