jefferson commons

A nicer version of the dorms. This is where students go expecting more freedom from the dorms, only to be disappointed by a security force, second only to the KGB in fairness and Homer Simpson in intelligence. More rules here than at Grandma's house, except Grandma treated you more like an adult when you were 5 than the staff treats you now. More Ghetto people per square mile here than anywhere in Sactown.

Jefferson Commons Apartments are the worst ever.
Hey, I like to be treated like I'm 10 years old, I should move to Jefferson Commons.

by Dick Nizzle March 7, 2005

Jefferson City High School

shitty ass high school
being blown everyday is a pre-requisite
hot ass fake jailbait sluts
sketchy bastrds
woogs everywhere.

Bro: you hear about those "Crew" kids at Jefferson City High School?
Bro2: yea FUCK those stupid ass kids.

by c inke December 18, 2011

thomas jefferson

One of the highest ranking high schools in the United States of America with a reputation for producing some of the most talented people on the globe. Population includes several nerds, losers, and geeks, but also some jocks, like any ordinary school. Contrary to popular belief, the vast majority of the population has a social life, and actually find it necessary to interact with others on a daily basis. The Aud Lob and the swimming pool on the 3rd floor tend to be the top hangouts of this educational oasis where freshmen take technology/engineering rather than world history. Also tends to produce various stereotypical thoughts such as a nerd school or one filled with students with no life or 6 hours of homework a night or a place with no alcohol or drugs or a school that performs terribly at sports or students that sleep with their TI-84 Plus Silver Edition calculators at night. However, only a few of these stereotypes are truthful, while most are simply urban legends created by people who were upset because they applied and did not get in. Some, however, are true:

Only at TJ do the jocks play calculator games.

Only at TJ can one be amazed by the incredible technology laboratories, then wonder why half the water fountains don't work.

Only at TJ does taking geometry freshman year means you're the stupidest of everyone and taking calculus sophmore year isn't a big deal.

by Jay Jay the Jet Plane January 2, 2005

Jeffery Bomb

while getting head, you shove your nut sack into the girls mouth and cum down her throat.

She was a rook at head so i threw in a jeffery bomb to spice things up, she nearly gaged

by Mr. October May 17, 2008

Jefferson-Pilot

Any college football game telecast that starts around noon and has poor picture quality. A game that is not available on a high-definition channel.

"Oh man, our team has the early game this week. I hate Jefferson-Pilot."

Fan 1: "I thought you had a high-definition TV. This game looks awful."
Fan 2: "Yeah, it's on Jefferson-Pilot."
Fan 1: "That sucks."

Fan 3: "How much time is left in the game? I can't read the graphic."
Fan 4: "Beats me. Damn Jefferson-Pilot."

by Larry Filman October 5, 2011

Jeffersoned

Getting so drunk, you often don't remember anything of the night before and often loose your hand bag

Man, last night I got so Jeffersoned, I cant find my handbag

by corbyc May 25, 2013

Jefferis Gang

Gang affiliated in small town Barnesville Ohio

Damn Jefferis gang put silly string on my car.

by Lil J October 21, 2018