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jeet career

The occupation of Sir Latchalot.
by Anonymous August 29, 2003
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Jeet

by WILLIS CHEESE December 28, 2024
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Jeet

Another form of the word "pajeet" which refers to hindus who claim aryan ancestry despite being rapists, street-shitters and cow-piss drinkers. The word originates from the fact that many hindus have "jeet" in their name.
Jeet: phul sappot to israal saar
Jew: clean my toilet, jeet goyim
by amorfati December 30, 2024
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Jeet Soup

Imagine a murky, viscous liquid that barely qualifies as water. It's a sickly greenish-brown hue, with an oily sheen floating on top like a toxic rainbow. The smell hits you first, a pungent mix of rotten eggs, decaying fish, and chemical waste that stings your nostrils and makes your eyes water.

When you look closer, you can see all sorts of revolting debris: clumps of algae so thick they look like miniature islands, dead insects, and even the occasional plastic bag or discarded syringe. The water is warm to the touch, not with the warmth of a natural spring, but with the unsettling heat of industrial runoff.

Tiny bubbles rise to the surface, not from oxygenation but from the gases of decomposition. If you dare to disturb the surface, you'd see a cloud of sediment rise from the bottom, revealing bits of what might have once been plant life or small animals, now unrecognizable in decay.

This water doesn't just look and smell bad; it feels wrong. It's sticky and leaves a residue on anything it touches, suggesting high levels of pollutants, heavy metals, and perhaps worse, unknown chemical compounds.

It's the kind of water that you'd expect to find in the aftermath of an environmental disaster, where industrial waste, sewage, and neglect have conspired to create a liquid so foul that it serves as a stark warning of human impact on nature. This isn't just water; it's a toxic soup, a testament to the darkest corners of pollution on our planet.
The Jeet Soup in the river was the result of Indians deciding that their personal hygiene was best practiced in public, turning the water into a fragrant nightmare.

After a dip in Jeet Soup, you'll gain the superpower of repelling people within a 10-mile radius with just your scent.

The harbor's Jeet Soup was the aftermath of a cultural exchange where Indians and Pakistanis decided the sea was their bath, leaving behind a scent that repelled even the fish.

I triple dog dare you to jump into the Jeet Soup!

Remember, the only thing you'll gain from a swim in Jeet Soup is a reputation that'll make you the punchline of every environmental disaster joke.
by antijeet January 13, 2025
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Jeet

A species of the mammalian class, known for strong affinity to cows, as it feeds on their dung. They are averse to water and unlike felines, jeets love showing off their fecal matter.
A: Did we have a jeet around here, I can smell it?
B: Yeah, it wanted some bobs and vagene so I took it to the zoo.
by Sentinel505 July 24, 2025
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Jeet

/dʒi t/ Slur. Usually referred for Indian punjabi men who are annoying
Jeet tries a little too much
by Shakessquare August 8, 2025
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Jeet Sweats

The intense, palm-drenching anxiety and literal cold sweats that hit a degen when they've aped hard into a shitter with their whole stack on the line, only to watch the chart dump as jeets start selling the bottom. It's that gut-wrenching FOMO of whether to diamond-hand through the dip or panic-sell before the rug pull turns your bags to dust. Basically, the crypto equivalent of buyer's remorse on steroids.
Example: "Bro, I just top blasted 10 sol, and cupsey keeps dumping, I'm getting major jeet sweats—I need a ga_ke candle before my bag goes to zero.
by certified_exit_liquidity August 23, 2025
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