A boy who will love you unconditionally, forever. He's an amazing guy, but has shitty habits and friends. He sucks at texting back, but when you're together in person you're happier than ever. He has trouble filtering himself, but it's ok. It's difficult to feel the same about him for more than 24 hours.
by im.insignificant July 30, 2015
Tall and built like a twig, can beat your grandma at scrabble, will steal your girl. He is extremely awkward and clumsy will probs drop his own kid. Walks like a giraffe.
by Areyoudoingjuju November 22, 2021
by mangobro May 11, 2021
Jacob is a great guy with a great personality. The one things about jacobs is that they just never win, EVER! Jacob can hold a great conversation for 30 seconds without getting distracted and can only talk about conspiracies. But remember they NEVER win.
by The Bakery February 22, 2022
by rubellaspreads November 23, 2021
A psychotic, schizophrenic madman who has the largest intelligence of his time, with incredible anger issues and has a habit of nearly killing the people he knows, and every once and a while goes through with it, but also can be really nice to those who have not wronged him, and is incredibly unpredictable and spontaneous.
Guy: Jacob, you suck balls
Jacob: YOU FUCKING BITCH !
(loud squelching sounds)
Jacob: you deserved a worse death than that...
Jacob: YOU FUCKING BITCH !
(loud squelching sounds)
Jacob: you deserved a worse death than that...
by schizophremadness March 01, 2018
always gets his hair done and eats cat in the bathroom and eats ass in the lunchroom and has a boner
by iynez February 13, 2020