Jacob

A party pooper

That guy’s really being Jacob right now.

by rubellaspreads November 23, 2021

Jacob

Just a tall person, man will you with his vibes.

Dude 1 : Have you seen that guy??? Im quivering rn

Dude 2: He's totally a Jacob no wonder bro

by mangobro May 11, 2021

Jacob

Tall and built like a twig, can beat your grandma at scrabble, will steal your girl. He is extremely awkward and clumsy will probs drop his own kid. Walks like a giraffe.

Jacob, why is it so small?

by Areyoudoingjuju November 22, 2021

Jacob

Jacob is a great guy with a great personality. The one things about jacobs is that they just never win, EVER! Jacob can hold a great conversation for 30 seconds without getting distracted and can only talk about conspiracies. But remember they NEVER win.

Hey Jacob did you win? - friend

NO, I NEVER WIN!! - Jacob

by The Bakery February 22, 2022

Jacob

always gets his hair done and eats cat in the bathroom and eats ass in the lunchroom and has a boner

wow is that Jacob eating cats

by iynez February 12, 2020

Jacob

A psychotic, schizophrenic madman who has the largest intelligence of his time, with incredible anger issues and has a habit of nearly killing the people he knows, and every once and a while goes through with it, but also can be really nice to those who have not wronged him, and is incredibly unpredictable and spontaneous.

Guy: Jacob, you suck balls

Jacob: YOU FUCKING BITCH !

(loud squelching sounds)

Jacob: you deserved a worse death than that...

by schizophremadness March 1, 2018

Jacob

A funny but short guy, terrible at fighting games, and way too into pokemon

Uhnnn I'm bout to jacob

by Jablimpy February 7, 2022