Jacob

A boy who will love you unconditionally, forever. He's an amazing guy, but has shitty habits and friends. He sucks at texting back, but when you're together in person you're happier than ever. He has trouble filtering himself, but it's ok. It's difficult to feel the same about him for more than 24 hours.
"I fucking hate Jacob so much-- Wait, he's being sweet now.."
by im.insignificant July 30, 2015
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Tall and built like a twig, can beat your grandma at scrabble, will steal your girl. He is extremely awkward and clumsy will probs drop his own kid. Walks like a giraffe.
Jacob, why is it so small?
by Areyoudoingjuju November 22, 2021
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Just a tall person, man will you with his vibes.
Dude 1 : Have you seen that guy??? Im quivering rn

Dude 2: He's totally a Jacob no wonder bro
by mangobro May 11, 2021
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Jacob is a great guy with a great personality. The one things about jacobs is that they just never win, EVER! Jacob can hold a great conversation for 30 seconds without getting distracted and can only talk about conspiracies. But remember they NEVER win.
Hey Jacob did you win? - friend

NO, I NEVER WIN!! - Jacob
by The Bakery February 22, 2022
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That guy’s really being Jacob right now.
by rubellaspreads November 23, 2021
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A psychotic, schizophrenic madman who has the largest intelligence of his time, with incredible anger issues and has a habit of nearly killing the people he knows, and every once and a while goes through with it, but also can be really nice to those who have not wronged him, and is incredibly unpredictable and spontaneous.
Guy: Jacob, you suck balls

Jacob: YOU FUCKING BITCH !

(loud squelching sounds)

Jacob: you deserved a worse death than that...
by schizophremadness March 01, 2018
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always gets his hair done and eats cat in the bathroom and eats ass in the lunchroom and has a boner
wow is that Jacob eating cats
by iynez February 13, 2020
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