internet

"The Internet is a place where absolutely nothing happens."
Strong Bad.

Person 1: What's the matter, you look angsty.
Person 2: A WORM WAS UNLEASHED THAT DELETED ALL THE PORN ON THE INTERNET ENTIRELY!
Person 1: So, nothing as usual.

by DonZabu September 12, 2007

internet

The internet is the network of computers which enables vast amounts of porn to be veiwed every day.
Other, comparitively minor uses:
- The spreading of ideas, conspiracy theories etc by any random lunatic.
- Menial conversations over IM/forums etc.
- Telling people who don't care about you about yourself.
- Stealing/manipulating money.
- Spreading viruses.
- Dating.
- Shopping.
- Research.
- Organising stuff.
- Luring people (often children, sadly) to rapists and pervets.
- Promoting publications/sites/bands etc.
- Attempting to overthrow the government.
- Making/veiwing huge archives of "funny" pictures, jokes etc.
- RPG games.
- Setting up random websites for the terminally bored such as UD.

1) So I was on this lunatic fringe site the other day... did you know that the inventor of the biro has made himself immortal, is planning on taking over the world and brainwashing us all with his biro-rays? He said he'd spare me if I sent him £500 and my last born child, so I'll be okay...
2) Dude, you *really* shouldn't believe all you read on the internet...

by Wiggy_liastd September 5, 2008

internet

The world of Porn banners and other useless stuff

www.xxx.com

by XiTER May 26, 2003

the internet

The prime example of what the child or grown man will use to say he got something that cost alot of money or got a lot of it

a- "where did you get that gold watch from"
b- "erm.. internet"

C- "how did you get so rich"
d-" ermm... inherited the internet"

by Lumpy the moose July 7, 2004

The Internet

Is a series of tubes...

The Internet... you'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy...

by .hack//ADAM August 22, 2006

internet

A series of tubes. Can become clogged, but that can be remedied by a lotto ball.

"...The internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck. It's a series of tubes. And if you don't understand those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and its going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material."

-The Eloquent and Wonderful Senator Ted Stevens (R-Alaska)

by axbesm_starr July 14, 2006

internets

See: serious business

The internets raped my house, stole my wife, and burned my dog. I'm off to commit pseuicide.

by blazelust December 12, 2008