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invisible typewriter

when someone is under the influence of cocaine or methamphetamine and cannot control his/her hands in such a way that it looks as if they are typing on an invisible typewriter.
Me: "hey loudog, look at dj, he's being all wiggles"
Loudog: "fuck his life. he's doing the invisible typewriter on his 32."
by mearepirate October 5, 2009
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Armoire of invincibility

The Armoire of invincibility is a mystical item that Fighter was questing for, for about 3 days. For a short time Fighter carried this item until Red Mage used the hyper cube to store it. It was eventually used to kill Vilbert Van Vampire. It is also really really heavy, and the bottom is cheap partical board.
"Vilbert was impalled with the Armoire of invincibilty"
by Aerozord April 24, 2004
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Invincisible

A combination of the words 'Invincible' and 'Invisible'.
Libra Fighters - "Libra! and the blood is gone!"
Justin - "Man those Libra Fighters are invisible and invincible!"
Ben - "Yea bro, they're Invincisible!"
by superabsorbentbc June 4, 2010
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Masturbating with the Invisible Hand

When a person becomes sexually excited while discussing economics, especially Adam Smith's traditional economic theory of the invisible hand.
When Cody passionately rambled on about economics, his friends told him to quit masturbating with the invisible hand and learn how to play sports.
by goldman or bust May 8, 2010
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invisible sky daddy

The man in the sky that supposedly created everything. Has a zombie son born of a virgin.
Used by people to mock those who let their religion dictate their lives, and who try using said religion as an excuse to be utter dicks to everyone else.
Tell someone there's an invisible sky daddy, they'll believe you. Tell someone the paint is wet, and they'll touch it because they don't believe you.
by Intelligence001 August 28, 2019
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invisible bloody hands

the action of taking your best friend, and then hiring two people to kill them. The purpose of this action is so that you can personally obtain your private ambitions without feeling the guilt of actually murdering your closest friend and his friends and/or family.
I felt as if i had invisible bloody hands when murdering my best friend indirectly.
by kjaxdasdsdasda May 6, 2009
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Invisible Four Eyes

Any person who wears contacts, has invisibe four eyes.
by Troytheboytoy July 22, 2009
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