Spite Speed

When a car is going fast enough or slow enough to ruin your chance for a turn during a pause in traffic. Typically happens as a light is about to change so you get stuck waiting another ten minutes.

I was waiting for a chance to turn left, and this shithead was going spite speed and completely messed up my timing.

by Bom Tosley July 14, 2010

Spite monkey mentality

Regular teenage behavior

Not getting along with your family is considered spite monkey mentality.

by Threescore August 26, 2016

Spite flirt

When your relationship is not ideal and you want attention from elsewhere, you may seek a spite flirt.

I went to a Belgian bar and used the excuse of discussing beer flavours to spite flirt with the bar tender.

by J Bell C 14 May 19, 2018

Spite Mullet

When a person gets a mullet in order to show hatred or to annoy a person

He did not want to take the pictures so he got a spite mullet to ruin them.

by rural-american November 28, 2020

Spite Mullet

A mullet that is got in order to annoy or bother someone

He did not want to take the pictures so he got a Spite Mullet to ruin them

by rural-american November 28, 2020

Spiteful bastard

A Jack O’Calloghan is a spiteful bastard which means chuir sé meas ar bód a Camala Harris.

God jack you wont kill that child you are such a spiteful bastard

by Anonymous6942017 November 16, 2021

SPITE INSTRUMENT

CELL PHONE

SELL PHONE

BETE NOIRE

ANYTHING else Y'ALL think of.

Used in many ways for HATEFUL endeavors is this SPITE INSTRUMENT which because of it WARS ON PLANET EARTH will never stop in many ways.

People who market the SPITE INSTRUMENT when you enter their surroundings (YOUR MINEFIELD) can set it up for THINGS ARE IN PLACE as let's get this ASSH0LE.

To use a SPITE INSTRUMENT you must deploy the homo sapiens' BRAINS to properly administer BRAIN TORTURE.and ORCHESTRATE the PAIN EFFICIENTLY to the WOULD BE TARGET OR TARGRT.

YOU can virtually use anything for a SPITE INSTRUMENT as even a CUP OF COFFEE container identification sticker can have a profound effect of hatred.

by BETE NOIRE ASSH0LE September 10, 2021