Skip to main content

Textbook Immigrant

Anyone oriental who substitues 'R' where 'L' should be in English Pronounication without noticing
'Crod I have some Remon Juice?'

'We won't serve such a Textbook Immigrant here'

'Oh, I aporogise'
by PsuedonymAntonym July 19, 2009
mugGet the Textbook Immigrantmug.

Immigrant Voice

Using the simplest form, and sometimes the broken down version of a language, to communicate. Though not to be confused with the indoor voice, phone voice, child-speaking voice, and/or cave-man voice; the immigrant voice specializes in utilizing basic nouns and verbs to communicate a need or want.
Phone Voice - "Sally, that was delicious! I can't believe it's not butter!"
Immigrant Voice - "Yes, very good." Accompanied by a smile and a head nod of approval

Phone Voice - "Excuse me miss, can you show me where the restrooms are?"
Immigrant Voice - "Hi smile, restroom?"
by BlueSnowFlakeYellowDuck June 19, 2019
mugGet the Immigrant Voicemug.

Stroller Immigrant

An immigrant to any country who immigrated to a country while they were young. Stroller immigrants can be legal (Had their health and criminal records checked and allowed into the country) or illegal (Overstayed their visas or sneeked into the country), but usually, they're legal. They also adopted the culture of the host country to varying degrees.
Sanjay: Dude, I'm from another country. I know what it's like to be an immigrant.

Taylor: You came here when you were 5, Jay. You're 35. You've been in this country longer than I have been. And I was born here. You used to play lacrosse in high school, you're the best snowboarder I've ever known. Your curries taste blander than tater tots. And to boot, I saw you play cricket with your family. They're always complaining about how you hold a cricket bat over your shoulders like a baseball bat. They had to say it in English because you don't speak a word of Hindi.

You're just a stroller immigrant. You're really an American at heart. Now let's go get some pizza, Jay

Sanjay: You're right, Taylor.
by Ollie Churpuzzi October 8, 2015
mugGet the Stroller Immigrantmug.

Illegal Immigrant Insurgent

Any individual who enters a country unlawfully, and with the intent on further violating that country's laws or violence against that country's citizens or revolts against civil authority or an established governments laws.
That Illegal immigrant Insurgent entered the country not to work or seek asylum but to revolt against civil authority and commit crimes
by Pinoy Grandpa February 28, 2024
mugGet the Illegal Immigrant Insurgentmug.

quota immigrant

An immigrant subject to the quota restrictions imposed by various U.S. immigration laws
Sir, we have over a few hundred thousand Quota Immigrants awaiting their meetings.
by Sauce It February 24, 2017
mugGet the quota immigrantmug.

Safe immigrant

When you pass off as a local. In Canada it's being white and not having an accent.
They are totally a safe immigrant no one would tell them to go back home.
by Treesmakenoise September 11, 2021
mugGet the Safe immigrantmug.

Illegal Immigrants

A group of degenerate terrorists that cross the border illegally into America during the FJB Administration regime.
Noun: My neighbor harbor a bunch of Illegal Immigrants.

ESSA 1: Homie let go to NYC. We get free housing, Healthcare, & $1,500 on our prepaid monthly Visacard.

ESSA 2: Yea Homie! We can commit crimes and Uncle Joe would not deport us.

ESSA 3: I've done 3 felony, working on my 4th one.
by Lordkickass June 30, 2024
mugGet the Illegal Immigrantsmug.

Share this definition