This is a very rare occurrence. It happens when you and your partner (male x female) have sex while eating mike and ikes. You guys are trying to have kids, so you don't use a condom. Later, you guys go to the doctor, and they tell you you're going to have two twin boys. Naturally, you name one Mike and one Ike because the fucking urban dictionary definitions are good. See idiot. Why any fucktard would have two twin boys named Mike and Ike confuses me out of my fucking skull, but it's an option i guess.
this pains me deeply, but i'll try and give an example.
Dr. Smith: Good news! You will be having two lovely twin boys.
Jenny: What should we name them?
Greg: Hmm... How about Mike and Ike?
Jenny: Those are such nice names!
Greg: *realizes he's retarded because he just pulled a mike and ike*
Greg: Thanks!
okay, now i can just sit here, slowly rot away, and pay dearly for what i've done to this world.
Dr. Smith: Good news! You will be having two lovely twin boys.
Jenny: What should we name them?
Greg: Hmm... How about Mike and Ike?
Jenny: Those are such nice names!
Greg: *realizes he's retarded because he just pulled a mike and ike*
Greg: Thanks!
okay, now i can just sit here, slowly rot away, and pay dearly for what i've done to this world.
by 508gang June 30, 2017
the mood when a girl gets when she is emotionally retarded and wants to run away while you have done no wrong and you have been the perfect man
by aggGanGGanG June 13, 2017
referring to a man/woman’s penis/vagina, this means that the persons genetalia is “bubblegum pink”, frequently used by horny people in tiktok comment sections
by urm4jesty January 04, 2023
Ike Turner, phased in the youngbloodz song is a wife beater.
which is a t-shirt made famous by white trash
which is a t-shirt made famous by white trash
Posted up on the corner with some dickies and an ike turner, that a wife beater if you n****a don't understand my slang
by Joel R. January 16, 2006
A word used by people to (hide) the (word) (ciggerettes) so others wouldn't (find out) f.e (parents).
by ketalemanet July 11, 2011
The process of going to a gathering but magically disappearing to do something else without saying a word to friends.
by phayn August 03, 2009
Having sex in the doggystyle position, before the man is about to blow his wad he pulls out and spits on the females back while ejaculating into his own hand, and when she turns around to attempt a kiss, he SMACKS the freshly prepared baby batter on her face, and calls her a bitch.
by Nickoli Volcov March 12, 2007