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Ethan Couch ain't got nuthin' on me

A "modern day" variation on the classic "I'll be able to call David Rockefeller a tramp" saying, and used to humorously refer to your having made a modest profit and/or unexpectedly gained a few bucks extra on a difficult job you recently completed.
Cool hunk #1, seeing his buddy --- who had jokingly told him earlier that morning that he was "wearing himself out getting rich" by driving here and there around town for a couple hours to give several people car-rides for a few bucks apiece --- feverishly lugging humongous bundles of bagged returnable-containers along a hot dusty highway: Gettin' too rich there, Dude?
Cool hunk #2: Yeah, fer sher, Pal --- I declare, I'm gettin' so gol-durned filthy-rich that I can hardly even carry all my vast wealth around! Ethan Couch ain't got nuthin' on me!
by QuacksO August 17, 2018
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my mom got me pregnant

my mom is literally the worst mother ever, even when logic makes since
by ImNotVinesauceJoelImLuke April 15, 2021
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Got me green

To be disgusting

Nasty
Making someone uncomfortable and grossed out
Nah bruh that bihh ugly Ian smash y’all got me green
by Lil lil chicken bitch June 11, 2018
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got me lit

1. The act of being enlightened. Beyond light.

2. Intoxicating without the act of intoxication
by CynicalBitch November 4, 2017
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got me bit

You think I’m gonna clean your dishes? You got me bit!
by Juju412 February 3, 2020
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got me chocked

A person wich a maze another person.
Yesterday I went to the teather and then got me chocked.
by robert rosales February 10, 2017
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Got me like Niagara Falls

When you pull up on a girl in a red Ryder wagon listening to what does the fox say. You will have such clout and be so sexy she will be wet as Niagara Falls. You should also flex your tiny pp.
by Sweatycheesyballsack September 24, 2020
mugGet the Got me like Niagara Fallsmug.

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