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Homie Hookup

1. Slang Noun: a discrete discount on various items or services between friends (or homies)

2. Proper Noun: Skateboard and apparel brand founded by Brandon Tran and Jhaysie Castorena in 2017.
Ex 1. "Hey I heard you got that fire, can I get a homie hookup?"

Ex 2. "This shirt I got from Homie Hookup is so dope!"
by DollfaceSavage March 3, 2018
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Honkey Hookup

The politically correct version of "Nigger Rigged".
A blacks attempt to turn the tables on a racist phrase.

A white way of fixing something.
My cappuccino maker broke yesterday, but I was able to put the honkey hookup on it and got a cup of coffee. nigger rignigger rigged
by T-GillS September 4, 2012
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Hollywood Hookup

Where one proceeds to lunge forward to the other when they're seeing off their date and proceed to 'hook-up' in true over-the-top Hollywood style.
Guy 1: Dude, did you see that? She was all over him.

Guy 2: Yea! I really wish I was that guy right now.

Guy 1: Bloody oath, she'd be the score of a lifetime.

Guy 2: You said it brother, that was a real Hollywood Hookup
by MisfireXVII June 18, 2011
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one sided hookup

When your partner receives sexual pleasure from you and doesn’t return the favor.
Person 1: Man, what happened last night?

Person 2: I brought this girl home and did all kinds of stuff to her then she rolled over and went to bed!

Person 1: She one sided hookuped you!!
by C Willis November 30, 2006
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ghetto-hookup

When someone says they have a hookup to get you a discount and in the end the hookup was more trouble than it was worth. (since it was a jill-hookup)

see jill-hookup
Gee, nice ghetto-hookup, I saved a foodstamp or two.
by ghettoed May 27, 2003
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Post-Score Hookup

The act of winning back a lover and reclaiming your bang-piece, after a 20-year period.
20 years ago, Jacob thought he lost his prized bang-piece. Now, he has her back. Jacob for the post-score hookup!
by mistercocohead August 22, 2016
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Post-Score Hookup

The act of winning back a lover and reclaiming your bang-piece, after a 20-year period.
20 years ago, Jacob thought he lost his prized bang-piece. Now, he has her back. Jacob for the post-score hookup!
by mistercocohead August 22, 2016
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